Threats aren't protected speech .

Bra-fucking-O

Outstanding .

Reminds me of when Lisa broke Ralph Wiggums heart . You can pinpoint the moment something gave way .

If he wanted knees , he has terrible aim . About a foot lower should have sufficed .

How does this not have more stars ?

This is Butters follow up of The Poop That Took A Pee . Morgan Freeman is doing a reading this thursday .

I read it the same way .

Jeter may be in trouble .

Where did he get the TMZ paper ?

Yep , no shortage of whores in Buffalo .

My head hurts .

Fucking fail hahahhahahahha

I miss Phil Hartman ...

Thats a paddlin'

PSSSHTT , Your mom ... wait .

I didn't learn a fucking thing .

Just scrolling through ... thought the image was a goatse reference . So of course I stopped and read the accompanying story.

A story based entirely on hearsay by 20 anonymous sources ? That's pretty irresponsible and unethical journalism . I shouldn't expect much from ESPN but this is pretty unprofessional .

I'm sure Jeets enjoyed the tongue in cheek ...