So strange. Nobody even noticed the rapture happened, because only 3 people disappeared.

Who would you take on your dream girl’s trip?

This is really killing me for the reasons you articulated and also because i admired him for living the way that I aspire to live. If you ever read the things he wrote and said about himself and his flaws and mistakes, it was clear that he was a very thoughtful person. It’s such a hard quality to embody and commit to,…

What made Anthony Bourdain remarkable and why there are so many of people of color touched by his death is that he is the example of allyship that we all talk about. He traveled the world and everywhere he went, he treated people of color with a degree of respect we’re unaccustomed to by rich white men. He spoke in…

I don’t have time tonight to back through close readings of specific columns, but his general antagonism towards women, particularly lesbians. I also don’t think he takes into account structural powers and exploitation in regards to his championing of “sex work.” This is all done through the guise of a painfully…

When she says he’s “more handsome in person” it looks like she’s about to grab a knife and fork and eat him right up, y’all!!!

It’s so crazy how some people don’t respond well to a random “hey tell me if you’ve ever been sexually assaulted!”

It’s meant to be done in the cuisinart (food processor) with cold butter. If you don’t have a food processor: melt the butter until it’s soft for this recipe:

My mom used to slap the shit outta me just like that. Good Times.

Of course she didn’t have work done. She ate magic potatoes. Sheesh!

Taylor Swift was born in Pennsylvania. And was raised in Pennsylvania.

I’m waiting for her to write a song about all of her FedExes

And his supermom, has, no question, had to eat a ton of shit and fend off a ton of grope entitled assholes in her life—she just didn’t tell her kid about it.

Listen y’all, the most important advice on here is that if you craft you need that JoAnn’s app. The coupons are off the chain and I don’t buy anything full price at that bitch no mo’!

Exactly. Even when your mom is “Carrie Fisher”, to Billie, she’s just mom and that’s not something I would want from my mom on a regular basis. I much prefer my mom’s “weirdest” quirk, which is saying “supposeably” even though she is a well-educated, well-spoken adult.

Okay Peter’s date was FANTASTIC and their discussion of their gap teeth warmed my cold, dead heart to no end. It was so GENUINE!