This made me pee a little.

I find people who refer to themselves as “gorgeous”, “hot”, etc - even when they ARE - incredibly off-putting. A little humility goes a long way.

Seriously, from the bottom of my heart, fuck you.

Wow, you have just summed up my current, pathetic, professional existence here in a few short sentences. I need a drink...

Good on you for standing up for yourself and your baby. I am currently being pressured by my doctor to schedule a full week ahead of my due date. No medical reason whatsoever, so I’ve refused. He claims to be “supportive” if I want to try for a VBAC, but makes discouraging comments during every visit. Here’s hoping…

Apparently, this director (Robert Iscove) has an affinity toward spontaneous, choreographed dance sequences that make no sense. This one from “Boys and Girls”, another Freddie Prinze Jr. vehicle is even more embarrassing:

"I just like how he's always leaning. Against stuff. He leans great. "

But what if it was one of Tamra's "cyst and decease" letters?

"I'm sorry that everyone is so jealous of me, but I can't help it if I'm popular!"

Do not ever feel that you are being a "whiny, privileged crybaby" about the completely reasonable, biological desire to bond with the human being you've carried for the better part of a year. I have been there. Practicality be damned - babies are impractical. They interfere with your life. You absolutely deserve…

Yes, 100%. This is not difficult to grasp. I am still fuming over some asshole walking ahead of me through a door that I had opened for myself as if I had opened it for him. While I was heavily pregnant. Carrying several bags. Dick move.

"a segment of the population that legitimately feels that a mother shouldn't work, and a working woman shouldn't "burden" her employer with a "life choice" like having a baby. "

As someone who was treated rather hostilely by both my employer as well as fellow employees while I was on maternity "leave", I fully support this. The pressure to come back to work as soon as possible was immense, and I was expected to keep up with work at home and join conference calls, etc. I caved and came back…

I recently attended one of these big ass weddings of which you speak and was immediately reminded of this quote: "We buy things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people we don't like."

You sound like a huge asshole.

Prune.

Cancer-Leo cusp here. I'm a walking contradiction and it sucks. :)

That's the END?! Jesus, my heart hurts! :(

I recently had a friend registered at Bloomingdales. Not one gift under $100. Oof.