Dismiss “My Prof”.

It’s amazing!!

The photo of their new home is captioned with her saying they made the downpayment with all of her job savings from 7th grade on. Now, maybe he worked as well, but...

Nah, when your young you don’t really know what you want and are more prone to fantasy based on movies and tv shows. Once you hit 30s-40's you really know yourself and have experience with the real world.

LOL those wedding sites are always so corny, but the 3,594 photos for this one is overkill.

neither. Anything else?

Ugh. No wonder people have unrealistic expectations of love and togetherness. Other guys never even had a shot with you because you had an odd obsession solely because you refused to mature emotionally. On the other hand, he fucked his way through a few towns, then when he got bored knew he always had a backup plan…

Christ, your tabling of Mayweather’s domestic abuse and misogyny for the sake of this article is not only pathetic but unprofessional and worthy of scorn. No matter how much you hate the man, McGregor is not near as monstrous as Mayweather. Have you read the note his kid wrote about watching Mayweather beat up his mom…

You don’t need to hope that Mayweather will win. McGregor doesn’t belong in the same boxing ring, and Mayweather will wreck his shit. This is known.

That’s been pretty widely accepted. They have done studies. Men have much better health and happiness rates in a LTR than woman. It’s scary.

It’s true that she’s brainwashed, but by that extent, so is he. I’m not minimizing that brainwashing: I grew up with a sadistic mother who abused me every moment of my day, took my money, didn’t allow me to drive, and once even called a college I got into to tell them I couldn’t attend because I had died...but I got…

Oh, go fuck yourself. I just drank a bottle of wine at my desk.

going back to being white?? You are white dumb dumb

I’ll make you uncomfortable in a second, ya shitbird. Fuck off.

Oh please, snob

I feel uncomfortable with a male writer on the Jezebel staff being so relentlessly bitchy about a famous woman. It seems highly inappropriate and given the reception I would think I’m not alone in this. I’d ask you to consider the context of your writing space and audience and maybe lay down the pen on woman hating…

Shhh don’t remind them of the fact that all countries are not like the US. Also, “can you imagine” is a perfectly normal thing to say in France and sounds much weirder in English then in French.

Really scraping the barrel to come up with this snark of the day, aren’t you. How dare she not want to drink and eat while in a cinema, that loathsome Frenchwoman. You missed mentioning that she never showers, like loathsome French people are wont to.

WHILE SHE WAS SLEEPING

The New Yorker article is calling the mall in Edina the first indoor shopping center. But the actual one is in Appleton Wisconsin. AND WIKIPEDIA CONFIRMS IT. South land opened in October of 1956 and Valleyfair opened in March of 1955. SUCK IT NEW YORKER. APPLETON! APPLETON! APPLETON! YOU CAN SUCK IT TOO MINNESOTA!