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Trevor Noah nailed this one perfectly: there is a massive difference between using obscene language to talk about your totally consensual sexual experiences and talking about sexually assaulting someone. Is the first one kinda shitty, depending on the situation? Yea. Do your friends probably want you to shut up

I agree but does she? There’s more than one moral yardstick out there

Haiku thread!

I had a professor in college who purposefully gave herself scurvy. As an anthropology experiment.

This is fucked up on so, so many levels more important than this, but: karate is Japanese. They can’t even get their racism right.

Maybe because only men would be willing to admit to it happening?

Not really better at all.

It’s not my story, but you all still deserve to let it linger in your heads as it does in mine. My boyfriend was at work when a stomach issue began and so he trotted over to the company restroom to let loose. It was so ferocious, as he told it to me later, that as soon as he pulled down his pants it hit everywhere. It

Gingrich is a lifelong pol who made his bones by helping to create Clinton Derangement Syndrome and has so much respect for women that he let his then wife know he was dumping her for his mistrees while she was lying in a hospital bed with cancer. Newt Gingrich is possibly a more woman-hating psycho than Trump.

Ambition can impair one’s vision.

I suppose if Velveeta is called ‘cheese’ then this is fine.

Yeah, man. Fuck getting equal pay, reproductive rights, or convincing men that I’m a person and not an object. It’s way better to get ‘pretty stuff’ and ‘be treated like a lady.’

Just remember, they’re only a Socialite if they’ve crashed to Earth. If they’re still in space, they’re just Social.

It was a legal agreement because the merger gave them a monopoly in some areas. That is what makes me mad is they wouldn’t have got the ok to merge without this, but as soon as they have to pay up it is “Technicality!”

Do be so heterocentric. In the gay world it means crystal.