Ya, but all you have to do is throw some maple syrup and a hockey game in both directions and you’ll create an opening in the middle.

It’s always weird when Florida makes the news for not doing something stupid.

They’re claiming that they’re clicking “Trump” on the screen but when they go to confirm their votes, it is saying they are voting for Clinton. This is being backed up by the local representative. The poor guy in charge of elections keeps saying there’s nothing wrong, but people keep charging him of “rigging” the…

Oh, I think I know how this story would go. They would highlight how “backwards those Muslims are,” while lecturing the LGBT community just “how lucky” they have it here for not getting killed. And meanwhile, in power, they would repeal all LGBT-friendly legislation without skipping a beat. The gay community, after…

Terrible - I can’t believe one of the girls’ mothers reported them, knowing the consequences. :(

But seriously - if you have an opportunity to insult a decorated war veteran you have to take it, right?

It isn’t appropriation, it is just an embarrassment to ballet.

In addition to ruining Halloween, this crap (the Tylenol thing, mainly) is why peanut butter jars and OTC pill bottles and millions of other things have those damned seals under the lid.

My former friend Cindy (and she’s former because of what you’re about to read) planned her whole life around getting married. That was her raisin d’être. 😁

Is this to tie your finances over until next month’s bake sale?

I’m pretty sure you can find a few Chick Tracts “left behind” in any bus station, bowing ally, or cheap sit-down pizza chain in America.

Liam Gallagher

by that logic, i’m exceptional at quitting smoking - i’ve done it a multitude of times.

America has had too much of his bullshit. More importantly, the rest of the world has had enough of his bullshit. Many Americans will disagree but the rest of the globe are done with the shit show. America has become a punchline. Fix it. Seriously.

Just like at the debate, Donald started off appropriately enough and then absolutely cratered. In a room that should have been more friendly to Trump than most (a bunch of mostly monied conservative religious folks), he couldn’t but help but say something totally inappropriate and nasty about Hillary Clinton, and the…

I think felt the bern drank too much of the kool-aid.

But after 2 days, the refrigerated tomatoes began to taste better than the countertop ones—a surprising result that contradicted the never-refrigerate rule.

We are so grateful in the UK that you knocked Brexit to the “And finally...” section of the 2016 history books.

“America: Singlehandedly Making Brexit Look Not So Bad On The ‘Fucking Disaster’ Scale”

I once had an American in Chicago ask me, while at a Blackhawk’s game, if they could drive to Toronto. I asked him if he had a driver’s license and he got offended. :s