The collapse of the capeshit bubble can’t come soon enough. High-profile failures like Dawn of Justice, marked declines in quality like Cap’n Murrica: Civil War and now the jumbled, bloated mess that is X-Men #2953 give me hope the great turning point is nearing.

People are fucking weird. This was HILARIOUS. And all the more so by how many complete cringe worthy moments there were, of all these media people being entirely unable to laugh at them selves. Did you guys see Blitzer’s face?? If eyes could kill, Larry would be dead. Dead, I tell ya.

NYE 1999 belonged to him.

I took a moderate amount of acid in my late teens/early twenties, and this was a fascinating read, thanks for sharing!

That’s cool, but anime aside, I’d like to point out Pacific Rim is criminally underrated. I don’t understand how it didn’t do better at the box office. It may be one of my favortie movies ever. Then agian maybe I’m just biased towards giant mechs and kaiju.

Well, there it is. Apocalypse is played by a white man and everyone was defending their choice of casting a white man as an Egyptian because Apocalypse has blue skin. Welp, guess who starts out as a white man cast as an Egyptian who gains blue skin. With all the complaints people had about Gods of Egypt, there’s none…

VR won’t take off until porn perfects VR sex.

So Gawker paid you to waste words that any idiot who actually used private browsing doesnt need to hear? I need that gig (well not, since I doubt it pays well).

Literally all she had to do was contact Native Americans and ask them. Heck, even collaborate with an NA fantasy writer!

Soooooo, why do we laud Polanski and Allen while demonizing Cosby? The question wasn’t answered. Every Hollywood liberal practically drools over Allen on a regular basis. They still line up to act in his films, and they defend him like hell. Didn’t Cate Blanchett just win an Oscar for acting in an Allen film? Why…

I made more waitressing in bars than teaching in colleges. Everyone thinks this is hilarious - especially students who thought they were my "boss" because "we are paying YOU so much."

Before people start in on knowing how much they make before I made it my major, shut the fuck up.

You forgot to put “job creators” in quotes.

Accurate. I made more working in retail than I did as a preschool teacher.

please you act like Batman and Superman havent been fighting each others for decades now across multiple forms of media.

Green Ranger will be the Nick Fury post-credits tease of this movie. Has to be.

Let’s get something straight: Superman didn’t murder Zod. Superman killed Zod while he was in the process of trying to vaporize a family and (later) destroy all of humanity and after he (Zod) had already straight up murdered thousands of people. Murder is a legal term used to describe an intentional homicide committed…

Who are these people?

Pictured: the average Egyptian at the time: