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Also, he allowed them to put a very white bikini on a body that he had to know was going to be covered in makeup and glitter and lord knows what else. What did he think was going to happen to it? Did he really expect to get it back perfectly white? If he didn’t want to give it to them for the advertising he’d get from

Chocolate covered gummy bears....I am pregnant, and I suddenly want that so badly I could cry.

Also that she told her children not to report her to her teachers. Your parents should be the first people to tell you that reporting bad things isn’t “snitching”. This is the kind of bullshit that leads to the cover up of violence and abuse. This woman disgusts me.

Irish Coffee or Coffee and Kahlua/ Bailey’s/ Amaretto, etc. is the best brunch drink. Wake up and get drunk all in a cup. Mimosas are too sweet and cause indigestion. Bloody mary’s are too filling, so there’s no room for eggs benedict.

Yeah, you bring another woman into MY house for sex, you’ll end up under the house alright.

Haahahhahahha yeah...lol..uh...

Hmmmmm.....i don’t think episode 2 and 3 are out yet. You kinda gave away the plot. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I can see this. Like, it’s one thing to have a shitty family, but there need to be CAST IRON boundaries in place so it doesn’t consume our whole lives. You have horrible parents you don’t speak to? Cool. You have horrible parents you still visit every Christmas and expect me to as well? Then we have a problem.

Your mother is a wise woman. Heed her advice. My husband and I would not be married if his atrocious, toxic, narcissist mother lived anywhere near us.

The best advice my mother ever gave me was to never marry a person with a shit family. Do you know what I’d be dealing with for the rest of my life? Or until every one of them/I dies? Their shit family. And you know what else happens as time progresses? EVERYTHING GETS WORSE. The parents get dementia. The sister gets

Damn how entitled do you have to be to be butthurt about not being a KING? Bitch, do you know how kings are made? Not by being a whiny lil jerk, I’ll tell you that much...

I’m not going to say he doesn’t have one but I am going to say that I do have one, I take daily Prilosec to keep the stomach acid where it belongs, I eat how I want (well, before my gallbladder attacks started), and need to lose 15 pounds.

You’re a tremendous asshole.

More Justine fun facts:
She referred to herself as “Juzzy Wuzzy” (her maiden name is/was Rusczyk) whenever she was talking about “woo woo” stuff.

Justine was a dear friend who was horrified about police violence and committed to making the world better in every way. She had just picked out her wedding dress last week and was so excited to show me. She was texting me trying to get me to go to “dance church” with her on sunday morning, but instead I went to a

While the kids eat, we sit at the table and talk to them. We try and get them to tell us about their day; we try and get our younger son to eat his dinner.

I find it funny that Beyonce and Jay Z are so hung up on Becky, and he even tells her to let it go.

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