Schilling 2.0

Feel the same about quarterback names. Blake Bortles? Pass. Derek Carr? Check. David Carr? Hm, back to the laboratory.

Spoon!

knockoff D’Antoni

Do you think Durant + Curry ever swap chew toys mid-game?

nothing matters besides winning the NBA Finals, or perhaps more accurately, not losing the NBA Finals, if that distinction makes sense.

Paul George: [tweets out message of solidarity]

thanks obama

- 11/23/63 Dallas Morning News

it’s these guys who are giving the rest of men a bum wrap.

James Harrison: [sees header image]

She claimed the 800 world record at the World Championships in 2013, and has re-broken it three times since then, lowering her time by just over six seconds in the process. What she’s done to the 1,500, a race that wasn’t included in this year’s Olympics, is even more absurd. She also set the world record in that race…

Let’s be honest, it was never really ours to begin with.

Isn’t he dead?

The NRA’s direct contributions don’t tell even a tenth of the full story. Their true power lies in their unwaveringly zealous membership and its ability to singlehandedly swing a vote in many smaller states.

Honorable mention in the loss goes to infielder Ryan Goins, who pitched out of a bases-loaded, one-out jam in the 18th to briefly keep the Blue Jays alive.

Not anymore, apparently.

Las Vegas Being trapped in a car on fire. Clear winner.