Speaking of toy photos.. :)

I'm not entirely sure why your father's death is relevant to your story. Did you kill him for the inheritance?

Certainly not my favorite Gizmodo photography article... Looks like you just listed several things that it is possible to buy!

Instructions unclear, penis stuck in bottle.

Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook on that thing? Even if it is real, the user experience would be garbage.

Are these guys fuckin' Canadians? They sound like fuckin' Canadians.

well, that's a really fucking stupid idea

The copyright even says Lucasfilms! Take the weekend and watch the original trilogy. You will be quizzed on Monday.

How could you...

He went from losing to one robot to holding his own against five... riiiiiiight. Obviously robot propaganda to lull us into a false sense of complacency.

Aliens?

Beer me, bro.

Hm. The first picture looks like boobs.

FYI: a reddit user is called a redditor.

On my phone at the moment so I can't inspect too closely but I'll take your word. Way to crush my dreams, John.

I just think it looks good! But now that I've got you here: you test quite a few cameras so you get to try out a lot of different equipment. What is your personal camera? Did you get it after reviewing it?

It says that the LowePro bag can't be delivered. Is that just my location?

Are you sure that shot of the cat is at ISO 6400? Are you suuuuure? It can't be.

Wood splitter.

I'm fairly certain that means they had literally zero visitors.