I am really into healthy heating and I cook for myself and my wife and I have never purchased anything from a Whole Foods. I went into one once to buy some canned plum tomatoes in a pinch and they were so grossly overpriced (same brand that I would get from a local store, but double the price), that I decided to go to…

I can usually tell from what a reviewer is complaining about whether the he was the problem or the restaurant was the problem.

Damnit beat me to it.

There are certain moments in life in which a person or group of people say something so dumb, that no matter how wrong or stupid it may be, you can’t look away. TodayEverday, Fox News provideds us with one of those moments.

I don’t know the rules in Michigan, but in Florida the bar association would not have jurisdiction over a judge. There is a Judicial Qualifications Committee

I agreed with you until the last sentence. Kids are uncomfortable going to school. Should they be allowed to be truant?

I thought Florida-Georgia Line would be its own worst fanboys, considering that they frequently wear their own t-shirts on stage at their own shows. Also, its Florida-Georgia Line, the Nickelback of country music.

“Below-average arm strength. Needs to follow-through more on his throws. Could use another year of development in a ‘pro-style’ system. Not an ‘instant-impact’ guy like Ray Rice.”

Vegas? Vice City is Miami.

I don’t care about baseball. Can we get a whose disgusting hockey smile is this? Or, maybe a whose disgusting football belly is this (reserved for linemen, of course)?

You got nothing on my Kerr tribute band, the Sodium Bicarbonate Experiment

The most hilarious, tragic, or perhaps ironic thing is this: Watters notes that people panhandling, sleeping on the floor, or loitering should be kicked out, fined, or thrown in jail.

I’ve had some awesome cats. My wife’s cat (which she had before we met) was SUPER CHILL. He would greet you at door, sit in your lap when you watched TV, greet and rub against house guests, play with anything small you put in front of him, sleep next to you in bed, etc. He was basically like a little dog that couldn’t…

Feminism is an excuse for your own personal failings as a human being.

Krispy Pringles. Pisspot Komingles. Spintaltap Porsheshingles

I’ve done several things when confronted with double-parkers (whether obviously deliberate, or just the idiot who cannot seem to stay in the lines). These have been mostly for my amusement:

I am surprised you didn’t mention load size. I actually had to “teach” my wife (something she hates) that you shouldn’t load as many clothes as possible into the washer. She used to just jam as much as she could in there to get it done with quicker. We now shoot for 2/3 full when doing a large load. Too many clothes =…

Brown card!

In my experience the best female athletes are not in the same league as the best male athletes because they are not in the same league from a pure physical talent standpoint. Others have pointed this out.

I’d like to see the blank page that is 49er’s head coach Jim Tomsula’s e-mail account.