Peel the dirty skin off the bottom of your feet and eat it.

“Touch Me” - The Doors

The “how they pronounce it in the ad” argument is an interesting one when you think about the pronunciation of .GIF

I’ll have to check this out. Have you tried Ballast Point Sculpin IPA? I had it recently and it is very good. Not quite as big of punch in the mouth as something like Jai Alai (or my personal favorite, Big Nose), but more balanced.

You are welcome, sir.

The tossed salad with a side of nut dressing was not very filling.

The’the Collins strikes again!

My high school Statistics teacher was caught at the airport smuggling drugs into Mexico over spring break (this was after I graduated). It was his personal (and/or date rape) stash, but he had everything. Ecstasy, LSD, coke, etc. He lived with his parents and it was probably the only way he could get laid: go to…

The denim jacket/all you can eat guy is a fucking hero. Eating that much food for $13 is an American past time. A $2 tip on a $13 check is not great, but its not terrible (in a vacuum). Its only because the restaurant’s offer allows him to make the waiter do so much work for such a small tab that the waiter feels…

Holy shit is Svedberg big. Dude stuck out like a sore thumb during the celebration.

There are good and bad people in every industry. Example: Some Catholic priests were serial child molesters/rapists. Regulation helps, but does not prevent all evils. Porn is an industry where people can be not only financially exploited, but also sexually, emotionally, etc. But, so are other industries, like acting…

So are you saying that transgender people are very committed liars, too?

I felt that the officiating greatly favored the Lightning. Timonen got called for a penalty where the Lightning forward grabbed his stick and pulled it out of his hands. As soon as Timonen’s stick got tied up, he let go. I don’t remember if the call was hooking or interference, but it should have been an no call, or…

I saw a beer commercial (I think it was for Miller Lite) recently, where the ad essentially touted the flavorlessness of the beer. I don’t remember the exact brand or wording, but one of the features was something like: without all of those bold flavors!

With a name like Concepcion, they cannot say they were not warned...

Florida disagrees. When its 98 degrees with 90% humidity, you NEED central A/C.

Quenneville shouldn’t have messed with the lines early. The lines he had from the last couple games of the WCF were working, so there was no need to change.

I was expecting pics of hot Dutch chicks in various states of undress.