Back when I was a regular old Budweiser/Natty Lite drinking college dude, I was on a cruise and ordered a “Draught” Guinness, which I pronounced phonetically (i.e. aught not aft). The waitress asked if meant draft, and I started to correct her before I realized what an idiot I am.

So, are you saying that people who are playing that stupid Harry Potter broom game in a park shouldn’t be able to because other park-goers did not consent to watch it? You’re logic is ridiculous.

He loves made-for-TV movies about women’s issues.

How to I smuggle my flakka? And, WHY IS IT SO FUCKING HOT RIGHT NOW AND WHY DO I FEEL LIKE GOD AND SATAN AND KILLING MY NEIGHBORS TO PROVE THAT I AM EVERYONE AND NOTHING ALL AT ONCE?!?

I am really looking forward to a Lightning v. Blackhawks cup finals. I am ‘Hawks fan who lives in Florida, so I hope to catch a game or two if it happens. Plus, these two teams are two of the most entertaining teams to watch. They play a faster paced and more open game than most teams in the league.

I never pay extra for cruelty. Isn’t it usually included free of charge with the product?

I never pay extra for cruelty. Isn’t it usually included free of charge with the product?

Reminds me a favorite quote of mine from Cormac McCarthy’s “All the Pretty Horses”:

Wait, they still sell ZIMA?!?

Also, buffalo sauce.

I never feel bad for someone injured in a fight that they voluntarily enter. Now, if the bull had been gored, I’d feel bad.

As a former varsity high school hockey player, I can tell you that there are set plays, but they usually only come off of face offs. I played defense, but I was the fastest guy in the league. So, on face offs in our zone, I would line up as a wing on the boards. The center’s job was to win the face off backward to the…

So, can we slut shame her?

I did some calculations on how much the instant-on feature was costing me in $ based on KWH usage and it recall it being somewhere between $50-$100 per year depending on the price of your electricity. I live in an area that has very costly electricity. So, I am on energy saving mode.

Hating a person because they are obnoxious is not sexist just because that person happens to be a female. I hate Bono just as much as Courtney Love.

One thing that works for me is to the “courtesy flush”. As soon as you drop the main part of your load, flush. Then you can finish, wipe, and flush again.* Granted this wastes water, but it works for a few reasons:

I grew up in south Florida and started playing and watching hockey before the Panthers existed. I followed the Blackhawks because I really like Chelios, Roenick, etc. I’ve been a fan since. In college, I moved up to north Florida and would go over to Tampa for Lightning games pretty frequently. The Lightning became my…

Hjalmarsson played very well. He had maybe one bad play all night when he failed to clear the zone once.

To be honest, I think this would actually work with most high school girls. Who disagrees with me?

Sources confirm that Dolan believes that this was the right move because Thomas will have no temptation to commit another sexual harassment offense, commenting “Have you seen the average WNBA player?”

I like going to down to the boardwalk on the beach and using Trevor’s special ability and seeing how many pedestrians I can kill in one rampage. Extra points for head shots.