After spending 2 hours in a Kindergarten class today, I can unequivocally tell you: This is not cute. Nope. Not even little.

There are some people whose bodies take being pregnant better than others. I couldn't tell just by looking at her that she'd birthed 19 other people. Also, I don't get all the god snark. Yeah she's a fundi, but we're all entitled to our own religious beliefs. I think a body positive god is better than a snarky, fat…

New Reality Show Idea: Shia LaBeouf and Justin Bieber abandoned on a small island together: hilarity ensues!

The eerily accurate texts are fake

It's an e-hookah I think! One time my boyfriend bought one and got weirdly obsessed with it for ~2 days and then I left it in my mom's car, along with my bra (WHICH I HAD REMOVED FOR COMFORT PURPOSES). I later had to write her a very shameful text asking for both things to be returned to me.

When I read the books, it seemed that Katniss wasn't sexually attracted to Gale and her attraction to Peeta grew over time. For her to be involved with both of them, she'd probably have to want to be having sex with both of them. The constant refrain from Katniss in the books is she's not interested in romantic love…

Why are you here?

This is hilarious. I can think of a few people I'd like to buy it for. They'd probably wear it in some of their instram pics.

Are you recommending the sex toy company converts itself into a grocery store and gives away food? Or that it gives away nothing?