She suckered me into buying No Doubt's last album with "Push and Shove" and the rest of the tracks turned out to be an iZope Pro Tools plugin called "80s TV Static" set to a drum beat alternately panned hard left and right. She knows what she is doing and she knows that we know that she knows what she's doing.

This sounds like it should be pumping out of a T-shirt shop on the boardwalk in Wildwood, New Jersey or from an Iroc-Z driving around Brick Township, New Jersey.

Afterwards, Tom Morello posted, "No samples, keyboards or synthesizers used in the making of this post. C'mon guyssssssssss, I AM SERIOUS!"

I winced when I saw she was going to CURATE the soundtrack because I wouldn't want me when I was 17-18 curating a mix tape (hint: a lot of the Cure, bands that sounded like the Cure and a version of 4 Non Blonde's "What's Up?" I sped up so it sounded like it was done by the Chipmunks) much less a major picture…