A friend had a horrible experience where movers didn’t even bother to show up much less call that they were running late/weren’t going to show. It left her scrambling to get out of her apartment on time. She left an appropriate review. The owner finally noticed that business had tapered off dramatically and called her…

The library in my small New Jersey town used to have all of the second edition AD&D stuff + dice but people kept stealing them. Imagine the heartbreak a young me felt when a librarian told me that they had all those books only to have her come back to tell me they were gone.

1979 IHC Scout II all the way. Other cars will get there faster and probably at all, but Scout owners know that what counts is the feel of the wind in your hair while driving a washtub down the road with a body that is rapidly disintegrating.

And really, besides the awesome creature design, the movie was only made memorable after the screen writers cribbed the ending from a Grand Guignol play called “La Dernière Torture”

Except really all Trump is doing is establishing a power base that will be used like so many chips when all the also-rans ante up for position and influence in the new administration. The more votes a candidate can toss into the pot, the better their bargaining power. Look at Hillary Clinton in the last election.

There’s a real lack of understanding the new reality by a lot of people. These jobs were originally thought of as for high school/college kids and the elderly or second jobs.

I'd like to suggest doing a round of comic book/Games Workshop/collectible store horror stories, too.

I always wondered why more former insiders don’t go the indie route like Wynona Ryder/countless others or even start their own production companies to make low-budget, small movies the kind like all those auteur dinosaurs keep saying they wanted to do. Now that there are more outlets than ever, it seems the opportune…

I work in a building with a lot of lawyers and every couple months a floater working with housekeeping will throw out the BLUE BINS that have signs on them saying "do not throw out, for shredding". It definitely happens any time poorly-supervised workers are involved.

One thing I’ve always found problematic with music-writer-abouters , which this illustrates fairly well, is that the writers have no problem wrestling a story about another person’s achievements into being about the writer. It’s a fair mixture of grotesque lack of shame and a terrible editor. Here, we have a double…

Grotesque human being Warren Beatty when asked about his assembly line way of approaching women said, “You get slapped a lot, but you also get laid a lot.” Every time I read the passage in the Biskind book about 70s cinema where it details Beatty’s lifestyle through the 70s, I want to get tested for an STD.

They need someone to remind them how lame the sport was back in the 90s when it was trying for mainstream legitimacy. They tried to tone down the violence. It was pretty bad. I remember watching undercard fights in AC that were called because one of the fighters was bleeding. Yeah, buddy. Action. Packed.

I experienced a similar situation as an assistant editor of a fledgling health-through-martial-arts magazine in the 90s. When I was piped aboard, I was told that every issue has a centerfold celebrating female martial artists. Looking through the magazine back issues, I noticed that each female martial artist…

The original version by Frank Wedekind is worth a read and still packs a powerful punch.

I don’t know if I can make this sound coherent. We were doing digital advertising screens in 2005. Ok, it was ONE of the things we were doing. The main partner in my advertising startup was the epitome of lack of focus and I only found out later in the startup that his years of advertising experience boiled down to…

This is one of those things where the premise "HAHA WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY IF..." would be amusing if there already wasn't an Edward Penishands. SPOILER ALERT: Edward has penii for hands.

This is what happens when you spend all of your time at work- your co-workers are your world so you can shoot the shit with them.

I kind of feel sorry for her that she is an adult still trying to win at high school like the heroine in a YA novel. Hopefully she can now move on from what was an obviously traumatic experience for her. I'd have to say that it also makes me appreciate that if I asked my high school friends for revenge tips on someone…

I live in South Philly and bike to Center City for work. There's been a few times that I've gone from light to light to light in the bike lane down Pine with a high end sports car. The cars always seemed unwieldy and surly at such low speeds block after block as the owners coaxed them up a couple gears and then down…

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