Proctologists HATE her!

The pigeon identifies as a lesbian.

Hmm, OK. Either way, a shorter runtime and a voiceover certainly wouldn't solve the problems I had with it.

What I heard is "cut 25 minutes of exposition" and have Neil Gaiman write a voiceover for it. Which I don't get either - there's not much exposition in the movie, it's pretty much wall-to-wall action.

For meticulously-crafted recent comedies, you can't go wrong with any of the films in the Cornetto trilogy.

I was expecting something similar: Jess was going to slip Luke some ecstasy, then goad him into fast-forwarding time again (which would lead to time being rewound, as E would reverse his power).

Doctor Who might have a loose canon, but dammit chief! It gets results!

But when taken together with you erring towards thinking that women just aren't funny, a sentence like "I wish there were more funny women" sounds pretty dang bad.

You didn't say you were in the "I wish there were more funny women"-camp; you said you were straddling the fence of the "women just aren't funny"-camp. I feel like your last comment contradicts that - if women just aren't funny, how would it help if more of them were represented?

You can't honestly be surprised you get downvotes when you write "except for a couple of exceptions, women just aren't funny".

Babylon 5 is a big pile of shit!

And then Winston's "they're NOT kittens!"

Sounds like Titty Cream Pies 3 would have plenty of seeds.

Your mom gave me Thanksgiving V last week.

I imagine your message is just sarcasm, and the "…shocker!" at the end means you just administered 'The Shocker' to yourself.

He eats a KFC Famous Bowl. Alive.

I get that the downvotes are for the somewhat racist statement at the end, but in this case it's kinda true: the female characters in Ju-On all look bizarrely similar.