What the actual fuck kind of description is that? Both Drag Race and RuPaul deserve a better interviewer than this.

Tone dead interviewer, who is this guy. He did not work it.

Sooki’s accent still haunts us

As a morally upright citizen I am so very pleased to see that there are no black, latino or asian lesbians in the world. We cannot let this spread beyond wyippo. I mean what’s next, all day breakfast burritos?

I’m already cringing imagining Anna Paquin’s attempt at a Scottish accent.

Uggggggggggggggggggggggggh.

I would not blame you, why would someone put cilantro on a burrito?

Cilantro is pretty vile.

“when she saw the sign, she attempted to locate a store manager, but was unable to find one.”

Kasowitz loses a lot of cases. So there’s that.

Hollywood wants the authenticity of children of poverty, parade them around at premieres, then dump them back into their previous life and adults from the West profit from them for years.

I’m so glad I don’t come from money so that the fact that my family hates me doesn’t hurt my financial outlook at all.

I’m fine with not drinking bulleit anymore, there are a lot of better bourbons for the same or lower price.

Don’t worry everyone… I got this.

The only acceptable expression for them to be wearing at this moment

jesus christ....man, fuck yall.

ALL OF THIS! And it’s especially offensive to me as a WOC. Because guess what, you Ivanka clones, my WOC ass and my POC friends and LGBTQ friends and non-rich friends (because like a normal person, 99.99% of my friends aren’t damn rich) don’t have the fucking luxury of “positivity.” Because the political situation is…

The real horror is that Sarah Paulson and Evan Peters are still doing this instead of moving on to better things.

Not to mention, Mel and Sue would apparently start cursing if a baker was crying so that the footage of the baker sobbing could not be used. That’s some A+ hosting, right there.