ALL THE STARS

ALL THE STARS

This is my mother’s favorite song. 

“Danielle,” who is identified by KIRO 7 by only her first name” <——-MUCHH LIKE ALEXA

cue every cis str8 white dude commenting “It was a JOKE”

Can someone on this show please give me a Roxxxy Andrews Lacefront reveal, like I’ve been waiting 5 seasons

If this means “fix the janky ass keyboard” then yes, you get a star from me.

When she gets excited it give me serious Phoebe Buffay vibes and I’m here for it.

OK but I need at least 90 seconds to explain all the feelings I got during this movie

y’all need to quit distracting her so we can get the goddam next season of fleabag already

Was it tennis night in America???

1) VENMO exists.

OH NO THEY DID NOT JUST UP AND STEAL THE BLACK MIRROR THEME SONG LIKE THAT

I get that it’s super hard to write a smart joke about something that needs to be taken seriously and “punch up” especially in such a short amount from when the story broke to taping (an hour, two tops?), but come one you need to say SOMETHING even if it isn’t a joke. Especially when you spend so much airtime…

Saw it this weekend and LOVED LOVED LOVED IT despite going in thinking it was the prequel to Black Swan.

My dog pisses himself on a 5 minute car ride.

To pull the scene implies that there are actual cohesive plots and storylines in AHS and that is something I truly will not believe. Not today. Not ever.

Wasn’t the search in that case also because she gave her friend Advil for a headache which the school considered “Drug Dealing” and they did the search without her parents knowledge?

TRUTH there’s been plenty of 4th amendment lawsuits that deal with these types of illegal searches and they keep cropping up—one old case was where they strip searched a high schooler because she gave someone ADVIL—she eventually went on to win a 4th amendment violation suit, but um, still wtf.

Excuse me, they would throw her ashes in the Hudson river, thank you.

Can we all chip in to get Brenda some lidocaine for them sick burns???