This article's pic deserves a gold star sticker and a red pen smiley face.

It's in Aberdeen… it can't be helped. Wouldn't happen in Seattle.

So they reminded us, and in particular the people of Seattle, twice. We do roll our eyes at Nirvana fanboys around here, but we still expect you to respect the history. Dudes crossed the line. I bet they got supremely bitched out for this.

GOD DAMN. That news anchor isn't usually such a twat.

I LITERALLY do not for the life of me understand what you mean. Little Sebastian is the most fantastic, incredible work of beauty to have ever graced the earth. We just, we weren't worthy. He's 10,000 candles in the wind! He… *sob*… excuse me…