WHAT. I THOUGHT THERE WAS ONLY ONE OF THESE TURD BOOKS.

They seem to come around faster every year! Ugh.

Me too! I was blaming January, but I guess I can't do that any more :(

This is so stomach churning. The amount of money he made from it is what makes me the angriest though, as it shows how high demand is. Absolutely sickening.

I think your behaviour is the most important thing. Being comfortable enough to say you're a feminist is good, but actually acting that way is what's important.

My experience has been different. Many of my male friends happily say that they're feminists. It's not something they go around shouting about though.

I'd definitely need to eat a roast chicken at some point. And take a nap.

Yeah, I really hope they do some yoga first or something.

I tell everyone. The cake thing too.

That's awful, I'm so sorry.

I only heard of this recently. Then I heard a friend talking about bad foods they can't eat and I got worried.

In Ireland it's free for all women over 25. If the first one is normal then you get one every 3 years after that.

Would my fancy steam cleaner do the trick? I might as well use it for something because lol cleaning stuff what nope.

It sounds delicious. Good luck moving though! I just moved house last week and all of my boxes are marked 'misc'. I am not organised.

IT LOOKS GOOD.

It's alright you guys, I think I aged enough for both of us. Thanks, universe. *cries*

It's terrible, but their ordering app shows me when they're cooking my pizza and when it's being delivered, which makes me feel powerful. It also means I can accurately calculate a specific time that I'll be disappointed that I'm eating Domino's.

Your throat is kind of a reverse butt.

Kris Jenner's outfit is probably pretty see through by Omish standards.

Send an ambulance to the Facebook servers? Maybe.