This article misspells “Pickle”

JUST Egg is pretty good! If you cook it well and put some hot sauce on it or put it in a breakfast burrito or something it scratched the egg itch shockingly well when I did my vegan experiment. 

Being younger than the person who wrote this article

Her family are such fucking vultures. Her dad is like, “I raised that calf to produce milk for decades, and she died when she’d just started, so I’m gonna sell every last strip of meat and boil those bones until there’s nothing left,” and her siblings are like, “Yeah, I don’t want to get a job, so works for me.”

My kids are gonna be PUMPED when I show them the trailer, so  that should tell you something.

Birth Movies Death was my intro to your excellent thinking on pop culture, and I’m so glad to see you here! Finally, someone bringing some damn class to these parts.

An interesting aspect of this show and the whole “MANIPULATIVE EXPLOITER!!!!!” discourse-flavored thing happening on Twitter about it is what it says about reality TV as a genre. An integral part of the reality TV experience is direct consent to be exploited. That’s what it is. Whether you’re signing up to show how…

One of the most subversive, fascinating things ever on TV adds another wild layer with serious emotional complexity and it’s a B-. Woof

And those 320 pages are like 1/4 pictures

The more I hear about this the more excited I get. I really cannot wait for this

Funny thing about country clubs is most of those fuckers are incredibly picky. They would be very unlikely to want ceviche on the menu at all. It’s all, like, fancy versions of pigs in a blanket.

As long as those two jabronis from the last one aren’t in charge of this one, I’m tentatively excited

If he had finished the fuckin thing ten years ago, the show would have ended better than it did, the brand would still be crazy vital, and people would be so excited to read headlines like this one, or to see that he worked on Elden Ring or whatever. 

I shouldn’t be surprised, though, as this “article” is basically just a half-dozen tweets commenting on a YouTube video the writer saw

Yeah, I think it’s just a crassly fond way of saying, like, “sampled” for him. If asked I think he probably thinks it’s kinda cool to “rip off” such a grim, grimy movie and repackage its premise as a tentpole blockbuster series for kids.

This was written, presumably reviewed by an editor (?), and used as the subheader on a professional pop culture site. Unreal. 

Kills is weird because I completely see every single criticism the haters have of it, but like...I really enjoyed it? It’s so goddamn dumb, but in my exact right way, I guess. H18 is obviously a better movie, but I just had a ton of fun with HK even though it’s a really grueling, dumb blob of a movie

I liked the team’s work on most of the super vivid, almost zany visual language of Ms Marvel (the way the texting was done was so inventive!), but the fights scenes were one of the show’s only weak points. They often felt sorta wimpy and weightless, as if they put SFX over choreography practice footage. I noticed the…

Yeah, I think it plays like 45, but not 35

He was unequivocally great in Moon Knight, so hell yeah for being willing to try some silly shit and go all out