I grew up eating shit like this for breakfast, Eggos, Poptarts, Cocoa Puffs, whatever, but as an adult, I just can’t get my head around eating this stuff for breakfast. It’s so weird! Why do we eat dessert for breakfast?! That kind of blood sugar assault is just BEGGING to have a shitty day

Dr. Seuss had to tell anti-abortion people to fuck off too because of their coopting of Horton Hears a Who!

I will watch Rafael Casal in anything. His music is phenomenal, and his character in Blindspotting could have come off as only a total piece of shit, but he brought a real, aching humanity to him that made the character so much more interesting. And yeah, if it’s gotta be Zaniac or Boobo or whatever, I don’t care

Woof

But you didn’t say “strangers”. You said “Subway Sandwich Artist,” implying you value them less because of their position. If you’re not seeing how that was elitist, you need to work on your self-awareness.

Jesus dude. It’s good to just live your own life and not worry about the judgment of others, but there’s gotta be a way to believe that without also being an elitist fuckin prick. 

IT’S DELICIOUS. THERE ARE LITERALLY DOZENS OF US

First off: Toasted seafood sandwiches aren’t that weird? Have you never had a tuna melt? I wouldn’t want one from Subway, but still.

The LotR movies are a VAST improvement over the books in just about every conceivable way. I’m often a “The book was better” person, and I do think the book was better with The Hobbit, but my god the LotR movies are perfect and the books are so, so bad.

Perfection. You just summed up exactly how I feel about Tolkien. Removing all political opinions, Tolkien and Lovecraft are both simultaneously shitty writers/storytellers AND wildly creative inventors of entire genres. I appreciate what they did for genre storytelling, but I will not pretend to enjoy their actual…

Sure, like “minions” and “despicable” 

lolololol I’m using “juggernaut” as a word, not the name of the X-Men villain.

Making her a mutant instead of an Inhuman is the only thing that makes sense. The Inhumans are too similar to the mutants for it not to be confusing in the MCU. Comics have bazillions of issues to differentiate the nuance between the two, but the general public is not interested in geeking out over something that even…

Then there’s also the fact that the Snyder “cut” isn’t really a director’s cut at all, but almost an entirely new movie 

At least half of all streaming series should just have been a movie. This shit is frustrating.

I fuckin love Tuca and Bertie. I’m glad it at least got this season review (I’m still mad there weren’t reviews for its first season), but I’d love episode to episode reviews. This show is so, so good.

Definitely! I also like my tomato soup chunky. I need something to feel in my mouth. Don’t love drinking dinner.

I like that message they sent, and not just for its use of “pusillanimous”. They seem to want to banish him from the earth, rather than just receive financial damages or whatever, and while they are awful monsters who should be thrown into a volcano, I admire the commitment to being crazy and terrible

Damn, this sounds amazing. But if Miranda July is involved I’m sold anyway. 

Yes, I put Dave Chappelle in jail. That is what happened.