My broke ass does not buy games unless they got down below ten bucks, and I didn’t get a gaming console until I got a PS4 in early 2019. Soooo the poo-pooing of giving seven-year-old games on Plus Premium does not resound with me. To me that sounds like a great deal I would probably get if I didn’t have kids and no…

The strawberry frosty tastes NOTHING like strawberries. It does, however, taste exactly like that weird synthetic strawberry milk, so I LOVED it. 

What the fuck are you talking about

The purest thing to ever grace that terrible app

I think it’s so cool that they hired Alaqua Cox, an actor who is actually a Native American, deaf amputee for the role. I love that. I just wasn’t really sold on her actual performance. They kinda only gave her the one note to play, so I’m not convinced it’s a lack of experience or charisma, just a character who…

I love this show very much. The nice thing about it is that it isn’t this epic thing with wild character arcs that are getting devastatingly cut off. You can pretty much just watch whichever episode you feel like, like throwing on a soothing, gentle, oddly funny little album to suit what your mood might be at the…

His publicity people must have a really solid connection at the AV Club, and seem to be investing a lot of their budget on these bullshit articles 

The movie The Breach is based on the the book The Breach, not The Troop. Really weird mistake to make.

I think that would probably work a lot better than a Polar Express haunted child thing

I think Friends is more classist than racist, but it’s fucking wild that in a city as diverse as New York nearly everyone they encounter outside of their friend group is white

That slow zoom out at the end made me gasp. The scale was surprising and impressive, but I just couldn’t believe how hard they committed to the horror of what happened to those people. It honestly felt more devastating than a lot of the mass casualty sci-fi/fantasy events depicted in the MCU up to this point, and I…

Because of Netflix’s insanely bad marketing I did not even know this existed, so thanks for the review! I think that’s gonna be our Friday family movie. 

My kid’s end of season soccer gathering was frozen yogurt, and I was like, “Holy shit is frozen yogurt still around?” and they were POPPIN. Like, the most busy I’ve seen a dessert place since before the pandemic. Couldn’t believe it. So yeah, this article is definitely on to something.

Yeah, I haven’t been to Applebee’s since I was a kid, and I just remember it sucking, even to my 12-year-old(ish) palate. I legit had not even thought of it until I read your comment. I don’t think my city has one anymore

I’m all for it, but I’d like him to slaughter a major god too

Absolutely you can. And they almost did!

It’s like they’re only reading every other word of the stuff they’re responding to, and then only thinking about every other word they’re typing. It’s really weird. I feel like I’m talking to a short-circuiting AI or something

Yeah, I genuinely think people just got mad that he went from being an approachable chubby doofus to being what the mainstream considers hot, and they resent him for that in the bizarre, way too personal parasocial way that the Way Too Online specialize in

I’m glad and disappointed that the movie doesn’t take time to show Elon Musk calling a rescuer a pedophile and throwing a tantrum because the grownups didn’t take his dipshit “solution” seriously. I bet he’s upset he’s not being portrayed. 

Dan Olsen did a thing about this clusterfuck of an adaptation on Folding Ideas that was super interesting. Basically, they were trying to make a real movie from garbage source material and James was furious and kept trying to bully all of production into not changing her shitty fanfic