I enjoy companies who seem to give a lot of money who are high all day long eating their products. Good for them. If we’re all gonna burn, at least the lil plastic doodads were fun

Country music has black roots, but it also has Irish roots, because it owes a lot to folk. Music history is so much more complicated than just “one group made it and another group stole it”.  Sometimes it is racist, but a lot of the time it’s more about poor people producing it and rich people making money off of it…

Oh yeah, autistic and anosmic people often have major issues with textures, etc that are pretty much unavoidable. I have those people in my life, and I have the utmost sympathy for them. Reeeeeally sucks.

Luck had very little to do with it. It’s a lot of work. But so is parenting. 

My kids eat what we eat. Most pickiness is due to parents giving up or not even trying to start with because they assume kids won’t eat real food or have internalized bullshit like the belief that kids’ tastebuds aren’t developed enough to handle anything more complex than salty/bland/sweet. 

Man the writing on this site has gone to shit. Can’t write a coherent review, and can’t even get the fuckin actors’ names right

It was pretty good! We enjoyed it, and my small kids have been playing space ranger ever since. Even my kids thought Jurassic World Dominion was derivative (didn’t use that word, but one of my kids was legit mad that it was “EXACTLY THE SAAAAME” as previous movies). My toddler now calls his bike helmet his space…

lol what the fuck?

I wonder if it’s like the cilantro/soap thing, because the Hershey’s tastes like vomit is a widely held opinion

I still say that the best fast food breakfast sandwich, and one of the best fast food originals that’s ever existed is the Sausage McGriddle. Truly the GOAT

Where the hell do you live?? I’ve never even heard of that!

The thing I can’t comprehend is that Hershey’s chocolate tastes absolutely horrible, and I really feel like you could make that nasty-ass flavor without, like...any cocoa powder? So why are they such a relentless source of human misery? All that cruelty and destruction for.........that? 

...do people not use the sniff test? Do people really dump their milk the second it hits the arbitrary-ass expiration date??

Usually when people say that something tastes like shit it’s an exaggeration, but that’s not far off. It legit tastes like vomit! Why is it so popular?! Are Americans’ tastebuds so fuckin irradiated by Diet Soda and corn syrup that we can’t taste anymore?

Maybe the best comment I’ve ever read on this site. Getting sober is one of the most miraculous things a person can do. 

That ending is so much better. It fucking rules

Oh shit, nearly word for word what I came here to say

Is Rage the all-time number one band for people completely missing the fucking point?

Hispanic means natively Spanish-speaking. 

I legit did not even think of that because I was so excited to see her show up (somehow didn’t have that spoiled), and she’s such a timelessly beautiful person that I didn’t think of her age, but damn, you’re right! I’m shocked she’s not playing his mom or something the way Hollywood traditionally works.