I’ve always gotten the impression that this guy was neorodivergent and Big Macs are just the least objectionable food option for him

Dudes with beautifully maintained, long silky hair: ☑️😍😍

When I saw the trailer I really wanted to watch this, and then I saw it was a whole goddamn series, and now it’s getting more seasons, and I just...fuck man. I just don’t have time for 20-30 hours of this. 

Every Catholic should feel guilty. The entire church is a corrupt financial institution built to protect perpetrators of sexual violence. I thought some of that Catholic guilt shit was interesting to a point on Netflix, but if I’m being honest, I don’t need Catholic superheroes in my life. They’re maybe the biggest,…

I’m down with him getting his shit kicked as he’s learning the ropes, but every goddamn fight ended with him coughing blood and nursing broken ribs, and honestly that hits diminishing returns really fast.

They are taking this shit dangerously seriously this season. Multiple episodes at feature length runtime? The last episode more than two hours? C’mon guys. 

Ooh, forgot about the Alabama Democratic party one, which was solid. Yeah, he was good as an occasional player, but I think that when they tried to put half the show on him, he just was not up to it, which was a bummer.

I liked a lot of the Netflix Marvel stuff. Jessica Jones was great (though like three episodes too long, like all of them), Luke Cage was well cast, if often weirdly limp, Daredevil was often pretty darn good, Punisher was good, and Iron Fist should never have been made and everyone involved with it except Jessica…

They have released 10 episodes in 2022, and four of them were actual episodes. All four of those were super low effort stuff: some Super Tech Support, Dzotsi just like...calling all his phone contacts and recording the calls(?!?!), and the most recent, which was a producer doing some bland NFT stuff that was, again,…

We read this in sixth grade, and I remember liking it a lot, and this trailer cracked me up. It’s a good day for pleasant little surprises! For a horrible moment I thought Lena Dunham was going to play Catherine, and try to make everyone pretend with her that she can pass herself off as a kid, so this is much better

Hey, I’m just glad it’s not a goddamn show. Everything has to be a series now, and it’s EXHAUSTING. 

That’s my preferred way to die

Miyoko’s liquid cheese is suspiciously good

Sorta feels like a cop-out to not follow through and explore them all being separated abroad, but I have a lot of faith in the creative team on this amazing show, so I’m sure it’ll be great

For a long time, they kept doing riffs on Toy Story, and pretty much all of them were good. Now they just keep trying to do Inside Out, and it seems like diminishing returns. There are outliers, of course, but this does not get me real excited

Honestly, herbs have a ton of the healthy stuff we associate with vegetables, and you’re eating them in the volume that usually goes in something like caprese, you’re basically eating a small salad, so who gives a shit

Really!

Nutritional yeast is so good. I love meat as much as any colon-poisoned American (though I try to eat less of it than I used to), but I can just eat a tablespoon of nutritional yeast like I would a spoonful of peanut butter when I’m feeling munchy. It’s just so damn savory. You can make an incredibly savory, wonderful…

Man, I was hoping for a Kong stand-alone thing where he journeys through the hollow earth to find his family.

This guy is exposed over and over and over as a fraudulent huckster, and still I see white guilt liberals on Facebook sharing screenshots of screenshots of his Tweets. Unreal