Always fantasize about giving their bumper a lil bump just to let ‘em know they suck

Fuckin hate that guy, and I have no reason why. I’ll watch this movie, but I can wait for home release, and if he weren’t in it, it’d probably be opening weekend for me.

Why not both?

Kinda presumptuous to say we did

Yup. Coffee is what this is about. It’s not about bringing awareness to the upcharge added to environmentally conscious choices 

Yes! I don’t know how many times I park in the grocery store parking lot at the first space I see, get out, and walk across the parking lot, while perfectly able-bodied lazy-asses drive around forever trying to find a close space. They got there before me, and I’m already in the store when they’re still driving around…

The point isn’t that it’s too expensive for him, but that it’s prohibitively expensive for low-income people, so they have no choice but to go for cow milk. C’mon

This could’ve used a copy-editing pass, which I’ve come to expect from anything from the Kinja sites, but the writing here is delightful. “At first sip, Purple Thunder packs a lot of the sharp, acidic, wakey-wakey awoooooga brilliance of MTN DEW Baja Blast.” Oh man, that is EXACTLY the right tone for reviewing a…

Yeah, that stretchy stuff looks very body-horror-ish in live-action which is why [SPOILER] what happened in MOM worked really well. 

100%. I really liked this movie--just a stylish, speedy, super-fun delight from beginning to end--but I have no idea why you’d even want to do a sequel to it, let alone what it would be about. Didn’t seem like a big hit when it came out, so I don’t understand how they’re even justifying greenlighting this, but I’ll…

I’m still amazed that Sony appears to have intentionally bottlenecked the production of the PS5 so that, by controlling the supply, they’d goose the demand for an artificially prolonged period of time, keeping them a sought-after commodity even when there haven’t been any exclusives for the system yet. If you still…

For most people the PS5 still doesn’t functionally exist in any real capacity

I haven’t ever played the others, but somehow ended up with Knight, and I just could not give less of a shit about all the Tank Command stuff. Bleeeegggghhhh that thing is miserable to drive and following around glowing arrows while trying to figure out how to trigger the next part of the story is just not fun.

“Other people not me. How?! I only person!”

Morbidly curious about what the upcoming elections are gonna look like because of just the population impact of all of this.

But he’d do it as safely as possible. Gotta get licensed in repulsor blasters and body suit space flight before filming could even start

Man, I feel like it’s been an election year since long before I was born, and I’m so fucking sick of it

The first Avatar is not a very good movie. It’s a pretty bad script with terrific spectacle attached, and because of that it’s a shockingly inessential and forgettable piece of dated fluff. The sequel will probably not be better, but it’s a super visually inventive filmmaker with a bajillion dollar budget and decades…

100%

WandaVision literally ends with her studying the Darkhold because she hasn’t given up and her particular trolley problem—people’s lives/all of reality vs getting to have her family has only one solution, and it’s to choose her family. I don’t know that it makes her evil, but it does mean that remorse doesn’t really…