Not really true. Their worth is so volatile and subjective that there’s no way to say what they’re worth in anything resembling a constant. That shitty ape picture might have been worth millions to one person (or more likely sold back and forth at that price to make it look like people value it), but if no one else is…

Not only is this a shitty video instead of an article (...why?), but it’s also playing in a garbage video player that appears not to have an option for captions. What the fuck is going on at the AV Club and why am I unable to just give up on this decomposing site?

I saw Caddyshack for the first time as an adult, and the number of times that shitty song plays in that movie is un-fuckin-forgivable. The movie itself also blows too. What the hell?! I was told it’s a comedy classic, and there are like three kinda funny moments in the entire goddamn slog. How does a movie that is 98…

Yes, it is dystopic to be excited for an all-consuming juggernaut corporation to acquire more assets and wealth, but hey, this is nice

Hey, we’ve all got our hobbies

He’s done so much weird shit, all over the damn place tonally and performance-wise. What are you talking about? Harry Potter was the least interesting thing he’s been in

What’s even weirder about that impulse is that he’s anonymous. We don’t even know who he is so coming here to post how much he doesn’t like what MAINSTREAM PEOPLE like doesn’t even give him any cred. It’s so weird. 

Truly fuckin abysmal writing, Jesus

Jesus Christ dude

Why are you here spending your precious minutes of life on this planet commenting on this

Drag Me To Hell is perfect, and I am also a shameless glutton hoping for another once in a generation delightful genre film

It doesn’t matter to the environment if half the meatless stuff is cooked alongside meat stuff. It doesn’t matter if it’s the same oil unless you’re a vegan obsessed with pointless artificial purity. 50% of a menu being plant based is a goddamn victory. 

THANK YOU!!! I’m so sick of the all-or-nothing dogmatic approach to everything. These people make perfection the enemy of the good in every little goddamn thing, to the point that a lot of well-meaning people don’t even want to try, because they’ll never pass the purity test. Who gives a single fuck if there’s real…

15% salt is a nightmarishly high, cardiac event amount of salt.

I have such anxiety about approaching anything, even stuff I’m really knowledgeable and skilled with, as though I’m an expert, and this writer just went, “Yeah, I’ve baked no-knead bread a couple times, so here’s everything you need to know about breadmaking!” with unhinged confidence. Jesus, I wish I could be that…

I can’t get over the fact that halfway through this very authoritatively written clickshow you say you only make no-knead bread recipes. lol, that’s fine, personal choice, super yummy, etc, but why are you giving expert-presented bread-baking advice?

My son has that exact toy. This is very fun and cool. Great job internet, indeed

Yay! Mosquito is one of my favorite albums ever. Their old stuff is excellent, but they haven’t stopped growing creatively, and that goes extra true for Karen O, so I’m up for whatever they do. Fuck yes.

I could use that kind of motivation.

I kind of agree with your sarcastic point here, but you have to admit that there is a particular breed of weirdly obsessed Disney fandom that is super fuckin squicky