Looks like greasy shit, but it’s gonna make a billion dollars, so yay I guess

My work just fuckin dumps doughnuts, muffins, pastry, pizza, cake, candy, etc in the breakroom constantly, and I am treated like a weirdo or like I’m depriving myself and must be sad if I don’t feel like eating it. I don’t judge them for eating it or make shitty comments about diabetes or early loss of mobility or…

Yeah, I guess that’s true, right? Like, most splinter sects of Christianity can be traced to individual charismatic leaders, and even the OG mythos is Jesus being followed around by a band of extremely devoted, til-death devotees. 

Why not both! I can (and sometimes do) eat it by the spoonful, but fresh grated horseradish goes great with mayo--not an either/or thing

Is that really the color grading in Ozark? What the fuck?

That’s the answer. Just do like a weird live podcast with Ian Karmel and Reggie Watts hanging out being charming and hilarious while talking to cool guests and doing bits. 

I do not give a single shit about Avatar. I saw it once in the theater and forgot almost everything about it except a knife fight with a giant robot that implied there was a factory somewhere making giant combat knives for giant robots, and that was very funny and cool and good.

Does this premise not sound super creepy to anyone else? How is this getting made?

It’s very interesting! It absolutely started as a cult, full stop, no way to argue against that definition. But now...I dunno? It still kinda functions like a cult, and most of the beliefs haven’t changed, but there is no longer a living central figurehead, and there are millions of members. Those two details could be…

I was raised in the church, and we all called ourselves LDS. Noooobody in the church said “Mormon” unless they were being intentionally sorta edgy and crass. My grandmother would never call herself Mormon. She’d call herself a saint or a member of the church or LDS. 

Marjorie Taylor Greene on Twitter in two weeks: COMMIE DEM TOM HANKS PERSONALLY KILLS A MILLION JOBS AND TANKS THE FLORIDA ECONOMY KIIIIILLLL HIIIIIIMMMM

How bugfuck difficult would it be to move a whole goddamn theme park? 

The book is pretty great. I definitely did not picture Elizabeth Moss in rumpled professional wear, and I would definitely not describe the apeshit, hyperviolent sci-fi crime noir novel as “Zodiac on Xanax,” so it sounds like they fucked up pretty hard

It’s so funny to see someone with such a fantastic (earned!) reputation as an artist do such a staggeringly bad job. I can imagine everyone standing around on set going, “Is she...is she really doing that? I dunno, she’s a genius, so I guess it’ll make sense in the finished product?”

I love old men complaining on the internet about young people music that is popular. You’re not out of touch and grumpy about no longer being the target demographic. You just have superior taste. That must be it.

The cancel mob is A LOT, and they’re often way over-charged toward undeserving targets, but um. An entire movie got shut down. That’s a pretty big deal. No one on Twitter even heard about it. A studio is losing a fuck ton of money over this, and they’ll do anything to avoid that, which means it’s probably a pretty big…

Yes! I still don’t remember which one is the newest one.

They just don’t fuckin know what words mean, and they have sorted them into good and bad piles, and hold the good ones close, while hucking the bad ones at the people they don’t like. 

Welp, that not commenting stuff means it’s probably some kind of shitty behavior situation or a health problem, and I’d really prefer neither

Ew there was so much meat on the menu! How are you supposed to even eat that! The bread had butter. Come ON!