I’m curious about this reflexive urge so many internet commenters have to equate any kind of enthusiasm or decisive statement as unearned bravery. Why do you say this? Why do you say, “Wow, it’s so brave,” when, like, nobody implied that? He’s doing publicity for a movie he’s in, someone asked if he’d do an Indiana…

50 is a bit extreme, and the nutrition science for that kind of near-total carb exclusion is not super compelling

Yeah, it didn’t need the bacon

Mine was fresh, hot, juicy, and covered in big-ass full size pickle chips. I LOVED it. Incredibly tasty...for like three or four bites until I felt like I was going to die of sodium poisoning. If I have a heart attack this month, you know what caused it.

You got my goddamn number there. Twitter has absolutely poisoned my poor brain. Well shit, if some random commenter can guess that it probably means I need to take a break, so I genuinely thank you. I’m still curious about those Guinness bastards, though

It does make me feel pretty wretched. Really though, I think some people’s hobby is to comment on literally everything to didjaknoooow about how actually it’s evil and no one should support it. Some things deserve that, but find a new hobby. How is Guinness evil? Maybe it is! But c’mon

That is how people use it. 

When everything is problematic nothing is

Extreme, every-point same from me.

I fucking love this album. I really really like Golden Casket, but it’s not as good as this one.

I think it’s just...you

You did not read the whole thing, did you? 

I guarantee he absolutely 100% drank blood at some point to prepare for this.

I love how when they do a movie of an animated show suddenly everything’s shaded. Like, a lot. It’s all so very shaded.

It is noteworthy, and therefore click-generating to note that controversial things happened, dipshit. It would be insane not to post an article about it.

This person...does not know what a melody is?

Gunna’s got that look on his face a lot of musicians have where they look like they just got hit on the back of the head with a shovel and are paused in the frame right before they hit the ground

I’d much rather hear the nice things people have to say about me before I’m a fuckin corpse

Sonic kills Robotnik in Sonic 2 confirmed

I think to fight goons he can take over for a minute or two, but that big-ass monster was gonna take way more effort and time, so he had to be more in control