tfw you’re required to produce one more Moon Knight article for release day SEO traffic and you literally create a whole new page url just to say it’s on Disney+

Buffalo Wild Wings is fucking awful. I’d rather eat Chili’s. Hell, I’d rather eat Taco Bell. 

100%

God it’s nice to see a news story that’s just nice. It’s just nice and it involves people being kind and growing and understanding. Goddamn that’s pleasant.

I cannot fucking stand him. I wish that they had cast an actor with even a single silly bone in his body. This is a ridiculous character, and needs someone who isn’t going to treat it like a biopic about cancer treatment. 

The books starts in flashback, so...

I looooove All Mirrors, though I thought the 80s pop covers album felt sorta pointless and didn’t do anything for me, so I cannot WAIT for this. 

Jesus that is a beautiful man

The first two of these had great casts and scripts that never justified their own existence. Beyond had issues but was a blast, and actually seemed to want to be a movie. I would be very happy to have another with these people. 

A POX ON WILL! A POX ON HIS HOUSE! NE’ER MORE SHALL THEY BE SEEN IN THIS HALLOWED HALL!

She’s not sick

The word “violence” feels like a pretty extreme exaggeration if you’ve ever actually been hit. If you’ve been punched in the face, what Will Smith did wasn’t really violence in any urgent sense, more of a warning. Not saying it’s okay to fly off the handle like that, but all the pearl-clutching has some pretty gross…

I didn’t know she was a crime reporter! That makes so much sense. I’ve read two of her books, and they felt gritty and real in a way that I couldn’t put my finger on. 

That is a really reasonable explanation for not liking it. I thought it was an effective way to explore the ways that the world crushes women, especially those who might challenge the status quo, and I liked the characters, but yeah, it’s very goddamn brutal, and I can definitely understand not wanting to read/watch…

The book is great, and I had no idea this was being made. Hell yeah!

You...struggle with reading comprehension. 

Yeah, my six-year-old was all over the old people talking on stages about insider industry bullshit and gushing over outfits. Yup. That’s his SHIT right there

EDIT: Also, so fuckin what if he watched it? Why are people so afraid to fucking TALK WITH THEIR KIDS? Just like, have a conversation about appropriate behavior,…

Good example here of probably a solid, good person who’s been pickled in Twitter. A milquetoast Oscar speech is a MASTERCLASS IN TOXIC MASCULINITY. A dude got slapped in front of a live audience and it was VIOLENT ASSAULT. An insulting joke made in bad taste was ABLEIST. (What’s the disability? Alopecia blows, but…

You ever like...talk to police? Not great

The monster in me agrees. If some classmate had beaten the everloving shit out of Donald Trump when he was like 20 the world would be a measurably better place now.