People keep making fun of the haircuts in these photos on Twitter, and like...have they ever seen photos from the actual decade? This was it, guys. These haircuts are painfully realistic. Deal with it.

Channing Tatum being willing to be compromised and goofy makes him even more hunky.

In 40 years people will describe an adventure movie as a fun riff on the Channing Tatum and Sandra Bullock classic The Lost City.

God I wish they would get weird like that more often. I loved that stupid fuckin sketch

That she keeps referring to “slow boat going toward a small island” tells me that’s a phrase she has thought, often, frustratedly, and I find that very charming. 

She damn well should be

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It’s goofy and very silly, and I appreciate its sincerity. I needed some saccharine fluff this week though, so I’m biased

Yeah, they own ABC, so I can’t fathom how this happened. Whoever’s running this year’s Academy Awards must’ve had a brick dropped on their head recently

Like half of all internet content is ghostwritten marketing SEO nonsense. I’m not even really exaggerating 

I truly don’t know if I could be in a relationship with someone who dumps ketchup all over everything, especially on food I cook for them. 

Her publicist has a connection at the AV Club, I’d guess. I mean, she’s great and deserves publicity, but it is an odd news item

I really wanted a sequel where Kong explores the hollow earth on his own to find his family. You could have tons of monster fights, amiably useless human characters tagging along, and hell, they could somehow break through the surface and have a Kong v Kong city battle if we have to have a city smashing in all of…

Wow, the Academy Awards are a fuckin shitshow this year. Our institutions are all crumbling, even the really dumb self-important ones.

It just isn’t a choice for most Americans. You living in a place where busing and biking are an option is privilege. You have no idea the expense I would have to take on to move my family to a place with a functioning public transit system, an expense that is literally impossible. To get myself to work on the city…

Wow, turns out there are lore nerds for........Early Edition. Fascinating

There are a few bands I like enough that I accept their pretentious goofy bullshit. Arcade Fire is one of them. I’m excited for this.

This shit is so fuckin bleak

These dramas where it’s just big name actors putting on shitloads of prosthetics and doing over the top accents and affectations are so funny to me. It feels very...high school performance of Our Town to me, where the play is entirely acted by zitty 16-year-olds who have to be everything from small children to elderly…

Ooooh that makes sense