Put “suspiciously specific” on my gravestone, please

I love the McRib with all my greasy heart. It’s like a toxic relationship. I know it’s disgusting. I know it’s bad for me. I cannot resist its slimy charms. 

Eternals was like if you went on a hike with someone you really like and when you got to your lunch spot, you zoned out appreciating the view while they were telling you a story that’s really important to them, but they keep losing their place and leaving details out.

I actually don’t want her to. I love that episode as a completely perfect, almost entirely standalone episode. It’s 38 minutes, so you can go back and throw it on any time like a favorite Simpsons episode. Just incredible.

There’s a Sam’s Club next to a Costco in my city, like same shopping center, basically sharing a parking lot. I love Costco, but Jesus what a testament to American dystopic glut

Conflating “Western” with “American” is a pretty common, though gross mistake. We ARE the western world, didn’t you know?

Don’t Think Twice, Toy Story 4, Dolemite Is My Name...

If you cut off the god-awful bookends, Jingle Jangle is a pretty fun piece of Christmas fluff, and his big song is one of the highlights. 

Toasted part on the inside keeps the juiciness and sauce from making the bread soggy. It adds structural integrity and I think it’s vital. Try grilling inside parts of the bread you’re going to use for grilled cheese before putting cheese inside. Unbelievable 

I would also like to add that the Impossible Whopper is the best vegan (if you omit the mayo and sub your own vegan mayo) fast food menu item on the planet. 

One of them is a candle made of gravy. You dip a potato bun into the melting runoff. That is just so whimsical and weird that I love it. 

Thank you for including the pictures they inexplicably did not put in the article

Totally bananas to me that the “if” he’s attaching to something existing here is climate change and not, you know...god.

Calling a female character a Mary Sue in a comment section is such a red flag

You’ve gotta lack a pretty significant degree of self-awareness to hear someone say, “Maybe Chris Pratt isn’t the same as Harvey Weinstein and people should reserve the pitchforks and torches for warranted circumstances,” and immediately get out your pitchfork. “We’ve all learned a little something about Butter Battle…

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God Detroiters is good

Being a bad pet owner? And that post was a complete empty fart. The belonging to a homophobic church thing is a bad look, but his connections to them seem to be waaaay overblown. I think he’s a kinda bland one-note actor whose attempts to become the next Harrison Ford or whatever are kind of embarrassing, but I just…

I was referring to Twitter Discourse™. Most of the people Twitter obsesses over are totally unrecognizable to the average public. The one-two punch of Campion’s response to Sam Elliott and then her bizarre Williams sisters comment lit Twitter the fuck up, but I guarantee not a single person I work with will know a…

I guarantee that some time down the road, a year, maybe six months, whatever, there’ll be a news item. Jane Campion has picked a lead for her new film project. And Twitter will froth. How DARE she be allowed to make movies! Do you KNOW what she did? And no, they will not. No one will remember this. But they will be…

Is it though. Is it important. Is any of it