butterbattlepacifist
Butter Battle Pacifist
butterbattlepacifist

No more forgiveness. No growth allowed. Twitter’s stomach is vast and empty, and it requires souls to grind. At first it was sated by people in need of righteous cancellation, your Cosbys, your Louis CKs, your Weinsteins, but now, now it HUNGERS. Now it needs a Chris Pratt. Why? No one’s sure, but he’s B A D. Ansel

I like to think I’m above this kind of thing, but if I were a bazillionaire, I would probably do space tourism. I hate that about myself, but god I’d love to go to space

The privilege you must enjoy is incredible. Move to any place that  isn’t a big metropolitan area. Try it out. Check back in.

And I can deal with ugly animation! I watched all of F is for Family even though the animation is bad and often quite ugly, and some of the voice acting is unbearable. I have low standards if the writing is decent! 

Man, I wish I could stand watching this and the original show. They’re made by people I really like, but so fucking ugly I couldn’t make it past the second or third episode of Big Mouth. Every character looks like an algorithmically generated riff on an ugly base model, and I just can’t watch a whole show that looks

Put this comment in the Smithsonian. The level of lack of understanding of the situation you’re commenting on, self-awareness, empathy, and basic reasoning is astounding. The amount of privilege you have to have to think that everyone is allowed the ability to meaningfully choose where they live alone is incredible.

The hardest I’ve laughed in a while was when I saw that the grueling grotesque trailer for this grimy lookin movie started with Chicken Soup for the Soul Entertainment. What the fuck even 

He did a good job in that unnecessary Ted Bundy thing. 

No one has ever said that before or after he said it. This guy definitely shuffled around the capitol on January 6th if he hasn’t died of suppressed sexual rage since this was recorded

Yeah lol how weird that I think I have to drive my kids to their schools that are nowhere near our house so they don’t get kidnapped or hit by a car and one of them is 2 so maybe can’t bike a fucking hour and a half to school lol rugrats breeders lol crotch goblins lol how dumb kids are dumb lol

It’d be at least two hours of biking to get to my work, and I have kids to drop off at school on the way. Saying shit like that is another example of childless city libs not understanding what life is like for most of the rest of the country. We’ve built all our infrastructure around these nightmare machines, and

It’s almost six bucks a gallon where I live. I have a thirty minute commute for work, and altogether often drive two hours a day. What the fuck am I supposed to do? How are we not demanding en masse that the fuckin oil oligarchs take a slight cut on their insane wealth accumulation for a bit? How are we allowing this

This looks great, but man my disappointment when I saw it’s a whole-ass series. I just want movies now! Why’s everything gotta take eight to 12 hours now?!

Logline: “What if Larry David had a magic dick?”

No, I’m talking about Book of Boba Fett where nearly every episode has a bunch of footage of Temuera Morrison in the bath.

Genre fiction never gets critical acceptance. Frustrating

Ah fuck his face looks wrong with a beard. With a beard he is warm and handsome and barefaced he looks like some dork with bad NFT defenses. 

Oh boy, I love some passive voice apologies! Weird how things just sort of happen! Weird how no one ever does anything!

And no new album news?! The fuck

I usually get annoyed by these catchphrase-y canned criticisms, but woof I got so fucking sick of seeing that dude in the bath. What the shit