This is great, but now I’m trying to figure out if other Muppets have ethnicities. Like, is she the first Muppet with any kind of ethnicity? Ernie’s orange. Bert is yellow. Grover’s a blue thing. Oscar’s a garbage monster. Kermit’s a frog. They’re not human, so how do they have ethnicities? I think having more Asian…

“I don’t know. Jeremy has a grumpy face,” has to be the best thing I could have heard from the director of Hawkeye. Such a fucking perfect approach. 

I genuinely think having a weird genetic freak dinosaur chasing people around a lunatic’s mansion is so delightfully fuckin weird that it completely saves the movie for me.

God that’s a weird movie

Hey, Lost World has one of the best monster movie sequences ever (the cliffside accordion research vehicle bit) and a girl kicks a fuckin velociraptor out of a window. And yes, the series of events that leads up to that cliffside t-rex attack are mindnumbingly stupid, but it rules! And I will never not be delighted by…

Aaaabsolutely. For every great who turns out to be unreconcilably trash, there are ten brand new voices who are gonna break my ribs with some super smart shit, and that is one helluva silver lining.

Man, I really wish Louis CK wasn’t a piece of shit. He really was a brilliant comedian and writer. Louie was really good, and Horace and Pete was fantastic as well. I can’t pretend he wasn’t one of the all-time greats, but I just can’t watch any of his stuff anymore knowing the other potentially blaze-setting voices…

Thank you! Really bizarre mistake considering how public Aja has been about getting shafted on this

So excited Gentefied is back! That show is just so wonderful to have around

My point is that the plot requires it to have sudden extreme rainfall again and again over the course of, what, a week? What is the timeline of this story? It has two dates in it, and a worsening health crisis that culminates in death and a funeral, so it’s gotta be at least a week.

Such a good silly joke I somehow didn’t catch. Thanks for pointing that out for my dumb ass.

French onion soup seems more in line with his eating than fries. He was skeptical of even ordering fries, let alone eating them, and I don’t know if I’ve ever seen him eat fries on the show, even with all the restaurant scenes. French onion soup is just beef broth with caramelized onions, a small amount of bread, and…

The amount of torrential LA rain the plot of this episode necessitates would be historic, and the amount of car accidents from inexperienced traffic-crazed LA drivers hydroplaning into each other would be apocalyptic. Definitely written from a New York mindset where random torrential rains can catch you off guard and…

It’s almost admirable how dedicated to sucking the Kinja sites are, but they’re beyond self-parody at this point. A whole article about a teaser whose headline even uses the phrase “this tease,” but does not have it embedded in the article. I must abandon all my imposter syndrome, because it turns out I could run a…

Watched the original Ghostbusters for the first time since I was a teenager with my kids this Halloween, and the reverence and CORNERSTONE OF MY CHILDHOOD/PERSONALITY place this has for some people in their personal canon is insane to me. That movie? Why? It’s fun! It’s a pretty good comedy that never bites as much as…

In the absolute best way. What a compliment!

Damn, that’s sad. When I was a little kid he made such an impression on me because of where his role in Sandlot fits into the story that I thought he was a huge A-lister actor up there with George Clooney or whoever.

Can’t fuckin wait for this. The reviews coming out on this make it sound like it’s probably sitting somewhere between Mary and Max and Don Hertzfleldt’s philosophical stuff.

Do the AV Club editors know how nakedly obvious it is when they’re publishing marketing copy from someone’s publicity team? I don’t have any issue with Simu Liu, and I really liked Shang-Chi, but this is very clearly paid content. Who actually wrote this? Don’t be surprised if multiple articles gushing about Simu Liu…

I really really really dislike RENT, but that doesn’t mean I can’t acknowledge that it had a major impact on theater. There’s a good argument to be made that it’s one of the most impactful musicals of all time.