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I didn’t know any of this, and this is the funniest shit I’ve seen in forever. Oh my god

Fucked up thing about American healthcare is that I can think two very different things at the same time:

Squirrel Girl and Moon Girl are both in the pre-show stuff in the new Spider-Man ride at the California Adventure Avengers thing.

Nah, I’m good

I love that little hand

Yeah, I really don’t think that’s Holland.

There’s a very convincing purported leak that has  him as legal council. Doesn’t look like he’d actually be suiting up as Daredevil, but it definitely looks like Charlie Cox with his sunglasses doing a lawyer thing consulting with Peter, Aunt May, and Happy.

I honestly thought Jamie Foxx’s face looked like a half finished plastic bust, and I’m rooting for this movie.

I’m not convinced that black suit Spidey all over the trailer is Holland.

This is a really roundabout way to see a white supremacist get the shit kicked out of him and reduced to a fleeing coward, but I’ll take it

I don’t think that’s true of Pixar? Luca’s character design was pretty darn distinctive, and the gulf between the upcoming Turning Red and Lightyear is pretty wide.

It really feels like marketing push puff stuff. I could totally be wrong--maybe Harry Potter clicks are just incredibly fat and juicy. I just can’t fathom why there’s so fuckin’ much of it.

Did Rowling’s people find some spare change in an office couch that will fund the AV Club through 2035? What is with the punishingly relentless Harry Potter coverage lately?

Holy shit, I didn’t know SNL even had teeth, let alone knew how to use them. This is great.

If babies were given the choice, I bet they would choose not to be a weird shitbag who just googles anything having to do with abortion on all day so they can comment the same dumb link and asinine argument over and over again

Don’t have Showtime, haven’t watched yet. Is he still hot?

Keyla Monterroso Mejia, a performer I’ve never heard of nor seen before this bringing me so much full-body laughter as someone Larry is claiming he discovered is great meta Curb. As far as I’m concerned this season has discovered an incredible new comedic talent, and I’m just fuckin delighted.

The only kind of outdoor cat I can condone

The ending is one of the best parts of the show.

I could see Charlie trying to make some kind of fucked up cocktail with random vaccines he finds just because they taste good.