How about “Who is this for?” for a question?

“fanatical commitment to absurd characters by its guest and recurring actors”

Yeah, we have a Switch that has been 100% for family game nights until I started up BotW. We have a PS4 for the exact same reason. Wanted to play God of War, Spider-Man, and Horizon Zero Dawn. HZD and the Last of Us games are the only open world games I’ve not exhaustion-quit. 

Dude, the cooking and weapon degradation are almost reason in enough to just kinda give up on it. The cooking system is just not remotely engaging, and the weapons breaking down all the time means that fights are super tedious, because the fight mechanics are nothing but swinging a weapon (not even a dodge? C’mon) and…

It’s weird. Midsommar is a fantastic folk horror film, but also every fuckin body who’d be interested in a folk horror marathon already knows about it and has most likely already seen it. I understand why they didn’t include it.

I have a Pixel 4, and it still works more or less as well as it did when I first got it. I probably won’t even get the 6 just because the only reason would be fun bells and whistles, and my current phone works great.

Hey, don’t insult evil Michael Cera like that.

I really just want a game that tells an engaging story well, has super fun action, and fucking ends. I want to know what I’m supposed to do. I’m getting so tired of the open world schtick. Modern games are just asking for a lot of my lifespan.

I just started Breath of the Wild a few weeks ago, and there are aspects of…

you can’t pay for anything in-game, because all of the unlockable bonuses are found just by playing

Four years later, still true. Maybe truer. What a terrible fuckin platform.

Yeah, I’ve been catching up on the series, and it always just makes him seem douchey. It’s just a plot instigator (Jeff cheats, so it causes some crazy domino effect), but it always, always leaves a bad taste in my mouth. 

I had to come to this review twelve years after it aired because I’m finally watching the show, and the cringe was so unbearable that I needed to be somewhere to commiserate. 

Nordic and reverse Nordic curls are not a joke. Learned those earlier this year and got a completely new leg burn. Part of my regular training now.

Nobody, absolutely nobody needs a new Macbook Pro.

I’d really love it if restaurants would pay their workers enough that I wouldn’t have to subsidize their employees’ salaries. Until then, I just tip 15-20 for everybody regardless. Food service blows. I’m pretty understanding of just about any fuckup.

I have been watching this GIF on a loop for quite a while. What a miraculous little critter.

Maybe I’m a total sucker, but that looks fucking great. 

Peacock is the worst pile of shit streamer I’ve ever used. Crackle would be, but at least I haven’t had to pay to use Crackle? 

I went through SUCH a survival fiction phase. Every “kid gets lost or stuck somewhere and has to figure shit out” book was injected directly into my brain.

Why can’t we get long-form narrative journalism about stuff like that instead of Bad Art Friend and Cat Person?