I keep seeing this header image, and whyyyyy did y’all use the shitty rerelease cover?

I cannot even fathom actually sitting down to watch this miserable fuckin internet saga as a whole-ass movie. Jesus Christ

The BALLS to do that live! With my luck, even if I was a really good skater (I’m not), I would have crashed, broken both arms, and ripped the seat of my pants while making a crazy noise of dismay that would instantly be remixed in a million videos.

He’s also buddies with Sean, increasingly so. He seems to have gone from seeing him as a hapless annoyance to actually really caring about him and enjoying spending time with him. He even orchestrated a murderous heist to get him his money back. That’s a lot of character growth for a hedonistic murdering vampire.

Oh yeah, if he’s an abuser, fuck him

When Brian spits and it bounces in the frozen Canadian wilderness in Brian’s Winter, I was SHAKEN TO MY CORE. My man was such an effortlessly visceral writer.

I was OBSESSED with pasties as an 8-year-old.

Right?! As a nineties kid, it seemed like he would’ve been a young upstart in that era, and thus decades younger than King, but I come to find out that he was writing hokey humor the whole time King was publishing his early stuff as “Jovial Bob Stine”. Huuhhh?

Can! You! Blame! Him?! Yeah, shoot your shot, whatever

Internet momentum is so weird. Half of Twitter believes, like BELIEVES that Chris Pratt is a screaming homophobic sexual predator or something, and the hatred of Renner is even more nebulous. I think maybe it started with his goofy-ass app? I mean, he definitely seems like a conceited doofus who loves the smell of his…

It also works metaphorically, because in real life, people are not emotionally well adjusted and they fight about all kinds of misunderstandings they could easily talk out and move past.

Yeah, I don’t watch anything I care about with those fuckin people

Just make it, and call it something else. Switch the character names. I really want to see Gunn adapting Kaufman. What a bizarre combination.

Gary Paulsen, K.A. Applegate, Brian Jacques, Roald Dahl, Beverly Cleary, and R.L. Stein were my early childhood Avengers. Another one down, but damn, what a legacy.

Holy shit Scream 4 came out more than ten years ago. ?!?!?!!

Thaaaaaaank you

Yeah, I always feel like getting punched by shrunken Ant-Man would be like getting shot clean through the head with a tiny bullet

Is it just me, or does The Shrink Next Door not look at all like a comedy? From what I understand of the podcast, it’s a psychological drama bordering on thriller?

Seems like all Diesel’s comments on the situation are nice, and The Rock’s are all mean. Sounds childish, but that’s usually a good way to see who’s the dick.

On the one hand, just do it the way it would’ve been done. C’mon. On the other hand, it would ABSOLUTELY have distracted and overshadowed everything else in the movie for 95% of American audiences.