Douglas had a leg up though, because he did  Green Eggs and Ham and was utterly wonderful in it. 

Yeah! They could borrow from Into the Spider-Verse for that effect pretty effectively, I think.

Looks like it’ll either vanish completely 80 seconds after it premieres, or might be a surprisingly fun Saturday night? I thought using the handcuffs to slam their heads together was a bunch of fun, and I don’t know how I feel about Gadot’s “Promises, promises” about the handcuffs at the end, but it’s jarringly sexual…

It’s honestly just a really entertaining piece of journalism that ends up being less about McFlurrys specifically and more about corporate cronyism and how rampant capitalistic rot does not lead to innovation in anything other than ways to make more money by fewer people.

Tardigrade love borders on bacon/Chuck Norris/zombies style internet annoyance, but good god everything I learn about them makes me love them a lil more.

Roy Kent is not CGI, but. I am pretty far straight on the Kinsey scale except for a few men, and he is one of them. Makes me feel funny every time he’s aggressively sensitive, or kind in a very confrontational, brusque way. 

Exactly right.

Something tells me that there was a good pitch for a drama about class, race, and family, and the studio went, “You know, we could slightly retool this as a gritty Fresh Prince reboot and get instant publicity.”

Something tells me that there was a good pitch for a drama about class, race, and family, and the studio went, “You know, we could slightly retool this as a gritty Fresh Prince reboot and get instant publicity.”

Pink lady, honeycrisp, gala, Fuji, golden delicious, jazz, Braeburn...all so delicious, and so so so so much better than red delicious. When they’re good, apples are pound for pound one of the most satisfying fruits that exist, but red delicious are such trash. They’re not even good for baking, the way that an…

Killing Eve and Fleabag are both kind of a big deal.

Yeah, the smoothed version looks mechanical. It doesn’t look better. It looks like animatronics you’d see in a dark ride. Cool as hell when you’re in the ride, but totally undynamic onscreen.

I’m fascinated by people who watch late night TV. What is your life like? Why are you up so late every night? You watch like three hours of late night comedy and interviews? Why not watch a movie every night? I’m not trying to be a dick, it’s just so utterly foreign to me.

That makes perfect sense. Not remotely weird.

The people complaining about WOKE ROCKETEER VIRTUE SIGNALING are beyond words for me. The Rocketeer always signaled a virtue, and that virtue was that Nazis should be dead.

I am both concerned about this kind of super personal government overreach AND of the belief that three hours of online videogames a week is super reasonable? Honestly, isn’t the thought the of spending more than three hours a week online gaming kind of nauseating?

I’m so fucking tired of those people. We can’t just enjoy a superhero thing or get real emotional catharsis from it during a time of death and grief and fear. We’re not supposed to like Hamilton anymore for some reason. Ted Lasso is bad, actually. If I ever created something that was generally enjoyed, I’d remove…

I live like 30 minutes away from there. This is just endless and fucking miserable. I think politicians who ignore climate change and the mega-corporations who knowingly drive it should have to go volunteer as firefighters. They’d be terrible at it, but a bunch of barbecued politicians and bazillionaires would…

His book, Yearbook, should only be listened to. He narrates most of it, and the extended voice cast is wild. Even though I rankle at big name people making podcasts, this will probably be great.

If I were making movie money, I would definitely shop at upscale grocery stores.