Yeah, I was really hoping 4 would be the end. Big karate tournament for the soul of the valley, Daniel and Johnny are on the same side versus a symbol of old school toxic masculinity and mindless violence and power accumulation....seems like a great way to end the show. 

A staggering leap. 

Man, do I actually have to watch the other Karate Kid movies?

He’s been bathing in garbage for years and years, and I am rooting so hard for him to nail this. It could be so much fun. 

John Carpenter fucking rules. His Lost Themes stuff is fantastic.

Between Oz and Ben Carson, I have to wonder if there’s some kind of personality defect that makes people capable of ultra-specialized surgery suck in every other possible way.

I’d like you to wrench my stupid fucking phone out of my hands, write that exact comment on it, and hammer it into my goddamn forehead so that maybe it’ll stick.

So far she’s done good stuff! And I can’t help but think that she’s going to consider the pill for her possibly not-good interior decorating, which will be a pretty good metaphor for a marriage where one person feels inadequate. I think that will give her really good stuff to work on. She’s not just scared, she’s also…

Good write-up, but why aren’t we getting regular reviews for this season? I’ve been pretty bummed about the lack of reviews of certain things in these parts lately. Tuca and Bertie not having an episode-to-episode when it’s so criminally under-seen was especially upsetting.

Every time they’re photographed ready to eat on a plate in that video, the plate is on a shiny table to offset how offputtingly shiny those things are. They’re just SO shiny. I will, of course, try them, because I just gotta know, but blegh they look nasty.

Im delighted to learn his name is Cavity Sam, and this is the only Funko I've ever considered buying.

Im delighted to learn his name is Cavity Sam, and this is the only Funko I've ever considered buying.

She is a zen master for her calm in that situation. If someone was touching my brown children, I would have no memory of the next five minutes, and I’d end up in prison.

A ton of the worst sexual abuse motherfuckers in entertainment don’t get dropped. I think he might actually eat people? 

The nineties has to be Full House, considering Olsen’s family, right?

Betting that this is going to be even worse is way safer than any stonks

lolololol the tattered flag, the rubble, the greyscale, the rubble, the film canister for a movie digitized and color graded to within an inch of its life, the RUBBLE, the 13-year-old’s Algebra notebook doodles aesthetic, the R U B B L E hahahahaha

Yeah, it was a jab at seventies sexism and racism

I’d imagine for the nineties they’ll do a Full House thing, given Olsen’s family. 

It’s not just the difficulty. Cooking the meat against the bones adds flavor and depth. I’m sorry your tongue is broken.

I WILL NOT TOLERATE THAT KIND OF DISRESPECT FOR ELIZA COUPE