And he didn’t know that.

I think you’re probably right.

Heroic might be an exaggeration. They were still stupid, impulsive, and dangerous. Like, if I get mad and throw a rock at your head, but it happens to hit a dude who was going to attack you from behind I didn’t even see, I’m not a hero.

Oh yeah. It’s huge and in some ways kind of ungainly, but it doesn’t have an ounce of fat on it.

Or couldn’t handle it! Thanos was able to knock Hulk the fuck out with just one stone. He’s clearly a very powerful being even without stones, so maybe none of them could do anything with it?

Also, he did essentially the same thing in Guardians 2 and beat Ego. His anger at Ego for killing his mom propels him to use his passion to control the planet’s power, and kill him.

I’ve become kinda Insta-blind to them, because they POST SO MUCH

Considering this is the only reason I have now heard of the Shorty Awards, they made a really good pick in Pally.

Is there a meaning for swarthy other than, like...dark complexion that I’m not aware of? “Yes, he’s the enemy leader, but it’s compounded by the myriad ways that make him so damn punchable: the swarthy self-assurance...” sounds a little questionable.

Minus the butt smack, this would’ve been fine.

Haha, there’s definitely a little of that in there! I want a really good DC movie universe I can be just as excited about as the MCU.

I honestly think that Flashpoint is going to set up a brand new version of the DCEU with fully recast characters, except somehow Wonder Woman will be the same (or at least the same actress), and Shazam will be in the post-Flashpoint rebooted DCU. Have you seen that set photo of the costume? Too bright and comics-y for…

I think this public version of what’s happening with Batgirl is not real. I think Whedon probably left because the DCEU is falling apart and has been for a while, and they probably cancelled the BG movie in preparation to scrap this shitshow and start over.

I’m glad my sense on trailers still kinda works. I couldn’t believe this fuckin’ thing was real when I saw that trailer, and I still half-think it was a joke. I think Eastwood is kept alive solely by breathing his own farts nowadays.

Here’s my obligatory comment about how I didn’t even know it had a current season.

I’m a teacher. I love this. It stretches the satire a little far, which happens in lots of satire, but some of its public school critiques are a little too accurate.

Also, they mention our world’s politics multiple times. There is no President Obama or Hillary Clinton campaign or Trump in the MCU. It’s just so goddamn sloppy I couldn’t believe they let that happen.

They should’ve just edited this whole season into a two-episode pilot, and then gone from there into the rest of the first season with them...as....you know.......runaways? Jesus Christ, so much NOTHING. This is one of those abusive relationship shows, where it strings you through all the misery with little bright…

I still think magic ben wa balls are a really weird signature character weapon.

This is so wonderful. Two of my favorite creatives intersecting in a heartwarming story.