My thoughts exactly.

I hope he has a brutal heart attack a couple years into his prison sentence and no one reports it, so he just lays there on the floor for awhile until he expels his last greasy little ketchup fart.

The Russos appear to be doing this just like an episode of Community, which makes me very happy. Divide the heroes up for most of the story, focus on their interplay with each other in small groups, then bring their stories together at the end, bringing those preexisting dramas and plots against the new ones in…

I thought James Corden was a self-centered douchebag who somehow thinks that his stupid antics are a bigger draw than the A-list celebrities on his show. Then I read Matt Oswalt’s anecdote about him, and I loathe him. Get this smarmy shitbag off TV.

lol

Oh honey, you just can’t understand. That’s years and years of nesting and compounded super specific memes (in the sociocultural sense) you’re dissing on, a silly-seeming but integral piece of a very long-living (in internet years, especially) community that was really important to a lot of us.

I just wasn’t feeling this for some reason, which was kinda heartbreaking because this is one of my absolute favorite shows.

I feel like our politics right now is those angel statues from Doctor Who. If I look away or even blink, that’s it.

Same exact situation, comrade. This whole fuckin’ thing is ridiculous. My son is also 2, and I was just talking about this yesterday with a coworker who has three kids and couldn’t even figure out why I had a problem with just handing him a tablet or phone. I was utterly flummoxed. How is it not a problem?!

I mean, the guys who share that shit think it’s hysterical, but that kinda proves my point.

I’ve seen a lot of memes and whatnot that seem to make up the general philosophy of conservative “...comedy,” but that’s exactly what they do—punch down. Make fun of minorities, call liberals “pussies” and “faggots,” call Michelle Obama “tranny” or “Moochelle” or some variation on a wookiee or monkey, on and on. That…

These days even Burr comes off as hysterically liberal because he’s okay with transgender people, doesn’t want religion fucking with people’s lives, and seems to want common sense gun legislation. He used to seem like a sorta centrist with libertarian tendencies, but now...I dunno. The right in America has gone SO FAR…

Jack is a liberal joke poking fun at conservatives, not a real life conservative mind.

Nah

Thaaaank you. What the actual fuck was that? Like, how the hell did it get past an editor? How did a brain even put that sentence toge—ooooh...was this written by some new attempt at trying to teach an AI pseudo-intellectual snark?

The show’s phenomenal. I read this review kinda bewildered...it’s as if they watched a totally different show.

You’re one of these Kinja native people, aren’t you

I live in Nevada. Took my toddler in a stroller to a 5K on Saturday, but was almost too afraid to because of shit like this. Then this happened.

Gotta say, I’m really diggin’ this show. I was expecting to make it halfway through the pilot and never look at it again, but now I look forward to new episodes. Fun sci-fi short stories with serialized dramas and such, hell yeah. And last episode’s ending being sorta fucked up, and leaving a rift between the central…

It’s basically a sequel to the books, with a pretty heavily tweaked Dirk Gently (There’s a little more of The Doctor in him than I’d like), but I really enjoyed its zany “Throw a million pieces of incident into the air and try to sprint through them, connecting them all before they hit the ground” approach to…