Oooh okay. So it's more of an industry-set thing. Thanks

Oh god a Captain Safe Space guy is here. Watch out—he's going to start accusing Marvel of virtue-signalling, or call someone an SJW.

Yeah, dude. I was totally, reasonably hoping for an R-rated mood piece wherein Thor and Loki discuss their childhood sexual assault by Fenrir the wolf god, and determine that their violent pasts were dictated by that event, after which they decide to confront him, only to learn that he's taken ill from a debilitating…

Definitely a weird problem here. The AV Club is usually so thoughtful and methodical (which is why I prefer its television reviews to anywhere else), and then they throw these things out where they'll review a whole season from 2-5 episodes or whatever. Just such a strange editorial choice to me. Just do episodes.…

The crazy thing is that Mike is a lot better at it than Spicey. It's nuts.

Are we sure this shit wasn't cooked up by some rogue team of advertising execs trying to take Pepsi down from the inside? That shit seems almost intentionally symbolic of how bad this was.

I can't be the only one who noticed that there are like two or three black people in that whole stupid thing, right?

I love him projectiling stuff with the golf club.

Kendall Jenner is kind of a definitional version of "pretty," but she has this insanely stupid, glassy-eyed look on her face all the time, like a doll that took one too many Valium, that makes her almost unbearable to look at.

So…do you just wander the internet looking for places to say, "#BERNIEWOULDVEWON"? That's bizarrely, aggressively unhelpful.

I definitely think he was on the spectrum. His bizarre women's prison comment immediately followed by bewilderment that he'd upset anyone was my first definitely moment for that.

That really is what makes Zuckerberg unique. He got big and then was smart enough to do the legwork and hire the people necessary to not collapse at their height.

Happy April Fools…?

Into the Badlands, while not an amazing show overall, proves that it's possible to do badass kung fu wirework fights on a TV show. Dear god do I wish that Scott Buck had the imagination to approach this show with that kind of eye. Flying, crazy kung fu fight scenes would be such a cool addition to the Defenders…

Wow this comments section

Yes. Functioning societies are supposed to have at least two functioning, reasonable parties with platforms based on ideals that could reasonably be said to support the public interest. Differences are supposed to be philosophical, but reasoned. We're not supposed to have one party of reasonable decent, pro-society…

Usually people who follow weird, inconsistent capitalization rules are fucking nuts. I don't know why, but it's usually true.

He's a limp-dick cowardly little milquetoast-ass bitch. I think "punk" has too much edge and sack to it.

"Hmmm…those guys are actually supporting a white supremacist handled by people who literally want to destabilize the world into at least a lot of wars, and at most World War 3, but I dunno…those guys who oppose them are PRETTY SMUG ABOUT IT."

All that shit has now been accepted into the mainstream of Republican thought. Sorry dude. That's your party now. That's what you've helped create, and that is on you.