Do you remember when it was and is super common on Breitbart? And how the type of lunatic commentary that led to that on Breitbart is now a key part of our White House's current philosophy? Yeah? Do you remember that? Does the source of Trump's philosophy that Paul Ryan and Mitt Romney are okay with and have endorsed…

Maybe the reason Jessica Jones was SO FAR AND AWAY the best Marvel Netflix show in every way but the fighting was because it actually had something to say and knew how the fuck it was going to say it. Cage came close, but seemed almost like it wanted some race commentary, and some police brutality/inherent racism in…

He's a major inspiration to me too, so I accept and embrace your vulnerable sincerity.

This branded PR content is…not subtle. But useful! So, good job, Internet!

Hmmmm okay. I love the idea of mixing up the martial arts styles of the Defenders. Daredevil is like…super acrobatic brawling, Jessica Jones is "try not to hurt them too much and definitely don't get hit because you're not invulnerable," Cage is "just try not to hurt them too much," and Iron Fist is more Wing Chun…

I really wish we could live in the world where if they pick the character who like, punched a dragon in the heart to get his powers, and one of his biggest villains is a guy whose main motivation involves fucking dragon eggs, they'd….do some of that? Do they really have to wring all the color out? And Scott Buck's "I…

“I’m texting my driver right now, which means he’s going to be pulling around the corner any second, and if you’re still with me when he gets here I’m going to ask him to detain you because he’s not just my driver, he’s also my guard. My armed guard.”

Why does ever school have one of those dudes? Ours was a world class bassist who'd gotten to sit in with Thelonious Monk and Terry Bozzio, but when we tried to get him to jam he couldn't even keep up with Crazy Train.

Ugh I'd love this.

It's infuriating that more people don't watch this show. When I stumbled on it on Hulu I was like, "Holy shit this an amazing classic, how have I been missing this?" and it turns out no one's ever heard of it.

G.

I agree that HoC has the subtlety of a Facebook post from your dumb friend who's like halfway through his first Political Science class, but I don't think they hit production recently enough for that.

Yeah. I'm going to watch it, but it just won't feel the same. There'll be this odd wistfulness in it that was never intended. Same with House of Cards. I can say without any exaggeration that I would very, very much prefer fuckin Frank Underwood to Trump and these people.

Fucking Scott Buck.

Can we also maybe talk about the fact that the goddamn fucking president of the United States is hucking merch?!

F'real. He's the guy who sexually assaults the teacher and poops on the whiteboard, and doesn't even get a grade in the class.

My wife and I haven't watched anything past the first episode of this season. We spent most of the last season going, "What the fuck happened to this show?" and finally got tired of it. Did it ever get any of its old gee-wiz energy back, or did it just keep on having characters make insanely stupid decisions for no…

I dunno. Maybe Trump has just ruined me, but i'd totally vote for her.

Probably the best .GIF ever.

Sadly, no.