keep it going, guys! zingers left and right! you’re wasting time. no, you are! i love it!

did you guys fire all your editors? this is like some sort of poorly executed hagar the horrible fan fiction. christ.

yay, he said something that’s totally pollyanna-ish about something that will never happen! meanwhile, he can go fist himself for everything else he’s ever said. don’t give this shitheel props for this. he’s a bag of shit.

if your alma mater has a regent named buddy, you might be a redneck. .

teaches, gives hitting lessons, AND makes his own sausage? renaissance man!

his brother is right up there, and that’s after is plastic surgery.

what? forgive me i forgot you’re some sort of joke account and this is meta comedy that i’m not in on. otherwise, what? you really think that doofus could have killed someone with that weak-ass sucker punch? you clearly can’t have been around much. we should never play baseball because of that kid who got killed when…

is ruben boumtje-boumtje II on that georgetown staff, too?

he had nary a steal and 15 assists. whatever, tho.

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nice hot take. exact same one grant wahl had hours ago.