Here’s how old I am: I thought “called Layman an Uber” meant he said “You are an Uber,” meaning something like an ultimate nazi art-destroying machine before I did a second take and realised this is the modernest of times.

Because they are screen prints?

Fun Fact: he’s married.

Agreed. I don’t like the seemingly gleeful tone of the article. The guy in question may be an asshole, but this woman needs help and the art can’t be replaced. I don’t see what’s to take joy in here.

Yeah that whole situation sounds like the person in article was on drugs.. hopefully she gets help? The tone of the article is throwing me for a loop, not sure what we are supposed to take from it (I’m esl tho?) but I sincerely hope that girl gets the help she needs o_o

So many Warhols are fakes (did art law for a while) and, if you don’t put Trump supporter in your match.com profile, you run that risk.

I was a meth user for quite some time and thank GOD I never picked at my face. I know that sounds shallow but man, that screams meth like no other.

The saving grace is that Andy Warhol would have loved this story.

Theres a phrase I have for when people make really tired and racist jokes;

how does the school find an unconscious 8 year old in the bathroom and just check his vitals and send him home. finding a student unconscious on campus should’ve immediately yielded an ambulance and a mandatory trip to the hospital. that’s absolutely unconscionable. these are the people responsible for the health and…

How the hell does anyone think this is a viable excuse?

When all you show is unquenchable thirst, you don’t get to admonish people for heeding your call.

I used to have a FB friend who would regularly gush about how much she LOVED her husband and he was the BEST and “we’ve been together through thick and thin, I can’t imagine my life without you, the father of our children, I love you so much BABY!” But imagine that going on for multiple paragraphs, at least once a…

Good point. The masses need to know. Especially they need to know that ours is a special love unlike any of the million other couples out there at this exact moment. I will emphasize this point by posting every time my boyfriend proves he is the best boyfriend by giving me a back massage...clearly he is the first…

This fits in with my long-running theory that whenever someone starts posting on his/her SO's Facebook wall, the relationship is doomed. My theory is that if you're close to your SO, you'd usually just talk to the person about the article/image macro in person, or share it through FB messenger. The only reason you'd…

But if you don't brag about him on Facebook does he really even exist?

One year recommitment?!? That's...just too much. I don't know what else to say about that. My husband and I may have a huge party for our 10th anniversary next year, but it won't be a ceremony. More like 'Hey guys, remember how awesome our wedding reception was? We're gonna do that again, minus the fancy clothes. BYOB"

I have one that is always saying "OMG!! LUCKIEST GIRL EVAR!!!" about everything her husband does. Honey, most of the rest of us also have husbands who help us when we're sick or vacuum once in awhile. It's just called not being an asshole and isn't really brag-worthy.

If they're not the most insecure, they're certainly the most nauseating.

Selfishly, I like this mainly because I never talk about my relationship on Facebook. Like ever. Because I don't feel like there's too much to talk about? There's nothing revelatory about our relationship that Facebook needs to know and for the most part our relationship feels intimate and personal between the two of…