You can almost hear English panties getting bunched up.

“Final question: please solve the cord cutting problem.”

Gonna have to transfer to Cornell to keep up with the academics after that hit.

The most wonderful man in all of football. He defines the joy that the sport is supposed to be about. I’d trade him for just about any other manager in the world except my own.

He makes it very, very difficult to continue disliking Liverpool.

Harp. No one likes the sound of the harp. And people who claim to like it think they do because of its association with pretentious shit (and heaven, which is also pretentious).

Welcome back (sort of?), Day Man!

... Kyler? Were they calling from a walkie talkie?

The same way we have people still bitching about how their free online videos are filmed: it’s unavoidable and will never change.

The package labels you read are all in grams. For example, this diet coke says “Protein: 0g” (not ounces or barleycorns or whatever)

He was born in Harlem and didn’t move to Baltimore until he was about 15, and only lived there for 2 years, according to wikipedia.

Because this is the NBA, there must be a third step.

Hey now, this is unfair to assholes. We do not doubt our leader Ted Cruz. We do not doubt that Limp Bizkit remains the greatest band ever. We do not doubt that in a traffic jam, the right shoulder is our own private express lane.

The want is strong, but not at that price. Maybe $17,000. Maybe. Time and again we see purpose-built vehicles that are aimed squarely at the enthusiast, someone who will use and enjoy them, but with collector car price tags they completely miss all their marks. No one will pay more than the original price tag for a…

This, everyone, is the *real* “right way to play the game”.

Taken at Cars N Coffee this past Saturday. I would say the Urraco is one of the worst.

There are no “worst” Lamborghinis. Just degrees of fucking rock star.