Doc really wanted that And .4

Nah.

By any chance, is this car’s name pronounced “titties”?

E63 AMG Wagon? Yeah, E63 AMG Wagon.

1. Fuck you 2. You are lactose intolerant and should stop eating dairy 3. See point 1

And Kobe isn’t missing any playoff games this year due to injury.

Michael Jordan didn’t miss any games during the 1996 playoffs. So.......

You had a brown one!

Also of note, walking four times sets a one-day record for people who live in Ohio.

Impossible Germany, unlikely Sudan.

I’d criticize school staff for not seeing through the ruse, but in all fairness, nobody’s ever met a 30-year-old from South Sudan.

High school officials had their suspicions piqued when they overheard Johnathon discussing how he feels that although Nels Cline has been an amazing addition to Wilco, he just had not like the direction the band had been heading towards until Star Wars. But, man oh man, what an amazing return to glory. And it’s…

Lansplitter: Why read about motorcycles and the motorcycle industry when you can watch these YouTube videos instead?

Ok, so Lanesplitter is officially dead. I’m sorry, but a page that does nothing but feature old ass motorcycle crashes and shenanigans already exits everywhere else on the internet. I mean, if Gawker is going to put zero effort in, why have Lanesplitter in the first place?!!

Fuck knows the last thing you fuckers seem…

I’m pretty damn sure you guys already did a post on this very specific video just a few months ago...

“Look at this guy showing off, showing up the game. We used to hit the cutoff man or two bounce that to home plate in my day!”

No sir and I also didn’t need to google Janoris Jenkins or forget what team he plays for

For once the Browns won’t even have to draft a quarterback to guarantee themselves a bunch of picks.

9. Hear an opinion or worldview different from your own, and actually listen to it without interrupting or losing your damn mind.