No seriously, hundreds and hundreds. More popular were the t-shirt jerseys because they are like $30 vs the $100 or whatever a jersey costs, but they couldn’t even keep them on the shelves here in Cleveland. Also, JR Smith jerseys were everywhere. Sigh...

It’s actually listed third on the NBA’s “Top Sellers” section. There’s probably a ton of those fuckers in the wild.

How many Cavs fans do you think went out and bought Dellavedova jerseys after Game 3? Dozens? Hundreds? Hahaha, fuckers.

I’m really not making it up. Go to slide 7.

It’s a midweek game, which season tickets don’t count towards (the Sounders have about 30k season ticket holders), with only about three weeks’ notice to sell tickets. They figure a cozy, compact stadium is better than even say 20k in a football stadium. And the Sounders don’t own their stadium, so sometimes there…

Referee abuse? You’ve been hanging with jezebel.com to the point you’re making up new words.

Eh. The Sounders average larger crowds than Tottenham in the regular season.

Well I mean, I think British people should speak the way British people normally speak. I don’t have any issue with that. I have an issue with American people and entities communicating in a way that tries to seem like something they are not when it comes to soccer.

Random highschool.

Hate to say it, but Dempsey should sit for a long time for this, including through the Gold Cup. That kind of referee abuse, disrespect, whatever you want to call it, cannot be tolerated. I hope USSF treats this with the appropriate level of seriousness.

I wanted to strangle that addhole every time he refuses to place a “the” in front of a team name. “Portland Timbers have played well tonight”—-goddammit, you're on this continent now, learn the fucking rules.

I mean, I have no fundamental issue with British people announcing athletic contests, and I fully support soccer as being just as worthy a sport as any other sport.

if the Sounders dont want to participate in the open cup, then they should simply forfeit, and not make a mockery of it like they did!!

Sweet Tooth’s ice cream truck from Twisted Metal. An ice cream truck (that everyone loves) driven by a clown (that everyone hates) whose head is on fire. Also machine guns, flame throwers, rockets, and just utter, utter insanity.

This car needs no introduction.

The Testarossa in the way-too-appropriately named “Hard Drivin,” one of the first polygon-scaling-thingamabob games in history. Here comes the loop, get another dollar ready!

Ok, so can we talk about how trippy the 2nd half of that clip is?