Reports out of Alouettes training camp say that Michael Sam was having a hard time adjusting to his role in the 12-man CFL defensive scheme, where teams generally employ a fifth defensive back.

Should’ve checked tire pressures with a digital gauge. Probably was a couple PSI off on one side.

Starred because you’re obviously a real man.

I assumed it was aimed at LeBron after his spout with the camera and seemingly over embellishing it some.

.... perhaps its just me, but I’ve seen all sorts of high end bikes and cars at trackdays... just because YOU can’t afford it doesn’t mean someone else wouldn’t plunk down that kind of cash for a weekend play toy.

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Not exactly nothing. It counts towards the FIFA world rankings, which means that in theory, if we are successful enough in friendlies and in regional CONCACAF competitions, we could be ranked high enough to be a seeded team in a future World Cup and avoid being grouped with any of the other top 8 teams in the world.

In a broad context, nothing. But to travel to the Netherlands and Germany in one week and beat them both on their home turf? Excuse me for a second while I karate kick a Budweiser can and shave a bald eagle into my chest hair.

Where are all you Klinsy haters? Since he’s been with us we won our first game ever in Europe against Italy, our first win against Mexico at Mexico, The Dutch and Germany twice. Come on in and eat yur crow.

You wanna start THIS fight? Go on then, swing!
No self respecting barbecuer uses gas grill!

It's bad and you should feel bad for liking it.

This is great! As an American, I look forward to playing with some of the best soccer players the US has ever produced.

Nice try, ISIL.

[squeezes telescope so hard it shatters in his hands]

The only problem with them, is somehow they’re allowed to use public roads, main arterials even, going 5 MPH.

this is hilarious and awful